Ejaculastipation

When your penis gets hard but you can’t ejaculate.
Constipation of ejaculation

Ejac-u-lay-sti-pation

“You know what babe I’ve taken so many drugs this weekend that I’ve got ejaculastipation”

“I’ve been wanking over this pic for an hour, I must have ejaculastipation”

“Mate I’m gonna have wicked blue balls thanks to this ejaculastipation”

“Just cos you’ve got ejaculistipation doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop fucking, I don’t have ejaculistipation so go ahead and at least finish me off!”

by Potatoe69er October 13, 2019