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Ejacularf

(v.)- The action of having a liquid-expelling orgasm while vomiting simultaneously.
Male- "Oh yes, OH yes, oh YES, YES!, YES!!!, OOOH!, IM GONNA- BLEEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Female- "Ew, did you ejacularf on me?!"
by Nick_Gre3n October 4, 2008
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Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
by Doosin January 20, 2019
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Mental Ejaculation of Joy

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.
This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy
by S.Poe April 24, 2017
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Celestial Ejaculate

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.
After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.
by MightierToaster August 22, 2010
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Ejaculate and Evacuate

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018
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Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.
An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario

Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
by Pers September 5, 2016
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Ejaculatorium

A designated place in your house or apartment where you do most of your masturbating.
Hey, Jimmy quit hogging the ejaculatorium, you've been in there for six hours!

With a few Playboy cutouts this closet will make the perfect ejaculatorium.
by cock-ninja August 25, 2006
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