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Little known 'spell' from the Harry Potter universe used by Professor Dumbledore to amuse himself.
Dumbledore: Why Severus, what is the trouble?

Snape: Headmaster, I am again having unclean thoughts regarding the student Hermione.

Dumbledore (shouting and pointing his wand): EJACULARUM PREMATURAE!

Snape: Oh. Great. Thanks.

Dumbledore: Severus, there are some kleenex in the washroom.
by To M Paine October 28, 2009
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