Egolf

Big headed mother fucker who thinks he shits doughnuts and is the most efficient man I earth

That guy is so full of himself what a egolf

by Jaycechellino October 25, 2016

Egofruits

Children that are the result of the selfish needs of their parents. First coined by Author Tau Tia L Douglass.

Karen was worried that she would have no one to look after her when she got old so she had egofruits.

Joe had failed at life and so decided he would have a son and try to live out his dreams through his egofruit.

Karl had egofruits because he thinks his genes are far superior to everyone else's and so he must breed.

Sally had egofruits despite having a painful genetic disease because she felt it was her right to.

by BowRain October 5, 2020

egofriending

The act of accepting more friends on Facebook then you can interact with. (i.e. Dunbar's number- 150)

Awesome!!! Another friend request! I can’t possibly keep track of all the “Friends” I have now but I’ll accept it anyway because I’m just egofriending so I can feel better about myself… I don’t care that I’ll never interact with this person because their feelings don’t matter to me to.

by BSsavvy November 9, 2013

egolo

egolo(n)(ego+gigolo):

one who sells his ego easily for

performance appraisal, referral bonus, employee of the month award, impressing seniors, avoiding corporate confrontations, better job position etc.

and is unperturbed by his behavior. An Egolo looks at such behaviour as a means of sustenance in his/her professional life.

when Saurabh rai, the intern looking for the manager's position manager, went into his angry boss's cabin,we were half expecting him to come up as chopped meat.But to our surprise both of them came out , happy and chuckling like chickens from the same coop or the same DNA strain.Saurabh had changed the outcome of this perturbing conundrum. The whispers were that to please his boss, saurabh had let out the egolo inside him, and the egolo never fails at this.

by RollerBallRohit July 16, 2011

egofaptor

The sexual form of an Egoraptor

Sorry, don't mind my Egofaptor.

by ABDl girl June 18, 2016

Egolistic

A person with a high sense of self-esteem and self-importance because they are simply the best.

Comes from the english word ego + realistic

Ego meaning the part of your conscious that knows how awesome you are
Realistic meaning actually existing

I'm allowed to talk about how good I look all the time, I am just being egolistic.

by dark matter October 18, 2012

Egoldshit

Being small an uni mportant.

Poor Phil is so egoldshit, that he can't get any girl to gout with him.

by Roast Beef King May 27, 2009