egolo 

egolo(n)(ego+gigolo):

one who sells his ego easily for

performance appraisal, referral bonus, employee of the month award, impressing seniors, avoiding corporate confrontations, better job position etc.

and is unperturbed by his behavior. An Egolo looks at such behaviour as a means of sustenance in his/her professional life.

when Saurabh rai, the intern looking for the manager's position manager, went into his angry boss's cabin,we were half expecting him to come up as chopped meat.But to our surprise both of them came out , happy and chuckling like chickens from the same coop or the same DNA strain.Saurabh had changed the outcome of this perturbing conundrum. The whispers were that to please his boss, saurabh had let out the egolo inside him, and the egolo never fails at this.

egolo by RollerBallRohit July 16, 2011

Evology 

The growing use and dependency on technology is leading to changes in human behavior and in the human brain. Evology, a combination of the words "evolution" and "technology," is the study of the effects of technology on human evolution.

Wired Magazine did an article about video games making kids better athletes because it trains their minds to understand the game and their role in it better.

Because of the amount of information humans are now taking in, IQ tests have had to get harder. This example of evology shows that technology is making humans smarter.

Evology by geekopedia April 5, 2010

Café Ecologist 

Generally, a government employee or environmental consultant who has no practical field skills or an understanding of ecology.

Unable to navigate in the bush without the aid of a touch screen device. Turn up into the field dressed in completely new clothes, almost always in khaki and predominately featuring an outdoors store latest season catalogue. Various digital accoutrements hang off their belt to help with managing the wilderness. Prone to printing off a small woodlands worth of paperwork with every page colour coded, labelled and compartmentalised in corresponding coloured manilla folders. Cannot change a tyre.

Spend the majority of their time in the office obsessing of minor inconsequential details which will be overlooked by the client. Readily plot survey points on a map with scant regard for topography, vegetation density or difficulty of access for which they will then send out contractors to complete the actual work. Dislike meetings but will tolerate them for the tiny catered sandwiches during mid-morning tea. Drink soy lattes.

Have the fitness of a wounded gazelle. Consider light wind a significant hazard and will accordingly cancel the days work. Accustomed to hefty meal allowances of which most will be spent on sourdough and chia seeds. Don’t like spiders or things getting in their hair. Find fieldwork emotionally and physically traumatising despite their Instagram hashtags indicating otherwise.

Readily identify as an ‘ecologist’ in their email signature.

Standing at the precipice of a volcano looking down into a cauldron of boiling, angry lava.
Ecologist 1: Who put the site down there?
Ecologist 2: A fucking café ecologist.

Café Ecologist by The Angry Biologist October 16, 2019

Nao Egokoro 

An insane skinny legend bitch from the game Kimi Ga Shine (Your Turn to Die) that really needs a hug.

Person 1: "Who is your favorite YTTD character?"
Person 2: "I'd say Nao Egokoro! I love her!"
Person 1: "Bitch Sou is easily the best!"

Nao Egokoro by Tsumugi_Kinnie August 23, 2020

Egoholic 

A person so narcissistic, they are addicted to self admiration similarly to the addiction of alcohol.

Mick persuaded those german girls for a threeway. The guys a raving egoholic.

Egoholic by Frank Lampard. July 8, 2012

Exolosis 

Exolosis is a serious back condition where your spine is all twisted. It is painful and the only cure for it is to do a headstand. It should be done 3 times a week.

"I have exolosis, man, my back is killing me!"
"You should do a headstand."

Exolosis by IHaveExolosis October 13, 2017

Ebolo 

EBOLO, is the opposite of YOLO. EBOLO means: EveryBody Only Lives Once. Meaning, you only live once, so be careful.

Just put on my seatbelt, EBOLO.

Ebolo by BroderOliver October 24, 2014