Egofruits

Children that are the result of the selfish needs of their parents. First coined by Author Tau Tia L Douglass.
Karen was worried that she would have no one to look after her when she got old so she had egofruits.

Joe had failed at life and so decided he would have a son and try to live out his dreams through his egofruit.

Karl had egofruits because he thinks his genes are far superior to everyone else's and so he must breed.

Sally had egofruits despite having a painful genetic disease because she felt it was her right to.
by BowRain October 05, 2020
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Meriplained

When an American tries to explain to an English person that they aren't spelling English words correctly. First coined by author Tau Tia L Douglass.
Chad meriplained to Sally that there is no U in the word colour.

"You spelled it wrong" Brittney meriplained "No l didn't and it is spelt" Eric replied.

"It is realiZed not realiSed" Bill meriplained. "Sure, I am the one who is English but fine" Molly replied.
by BowRain October 25, 2020
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