Edude

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes

Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart, right in front of you

Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow
And every second I waste is more than I can take

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

And I know I may end up failing, too
But I know you were just like me
With someone disappointed in you

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be

edude is sex hrrnrnnngngngng

Edude by bigsharterfarter January 7, 2021

edupes 

Its Fucking iDubbbz you cunty little shit, kill yourself.

edupes, can i smash?

edupes by w4sedctfyvuhijouiug June 23, 2017

Etude-checker 

(1) A charlatan posing as a trumpet instructor who offers no educational benefit to the student. (2) One who assigns etudes without offering help of how to play them. (3) One who checks off etudes each lesson regardless of the student's progress.

Charlie didn't help me learn how to play the trumpet, he just listened and checked off the etude and assigned another one for next week, since he isn't a real trumpet teacher, but an etude-checker.

Etude-checker by Hosaphone(tm) Headquarters January 20, 2009

etude 

An étude (a French word meaning study), or study, is an instrumental musical composition, most commonly of considerable difficulty, usually designed to provide practice material for perfecting a particular technical skill.

Claude Debussy's etude (1915) conforms to the "one facet of technique per piece" rule.

etude by Arunabh Das Sharma June 18, 2008

EduEra 

EduEra

(n) World's coolest non-governmental organization. That's pretty subjective, you say. How many other NGOs have you seen in here, I ask. None? Yeah, thought so.

EduEra educates and trains groups and individuals through non-formal education at home and abroad, informs people about educational opportunities and encourages young people's active participation in creating new ideas and initiatives. They even won this cool competition for being The best practice NGO of 2018. 10/10, would become a volunteer again.

Incorrect usage: eudera, edurera, euduer

"Hey bro, where have you been these past days?"
"Oh, hi, I've been on this cool training course EduEra organized; I can show you some pictures later."
"Sick, let's grab a meal and then you can tell me more about it."

EduEra by EduEra December 19, 2021

Edumercials 

Any commercial that tries to "educate" the public. Such at the "more you know" adds on NBC. Every now and then they are affective such as the Talk to Your Kids About Drugs commercials, but others are just an excuse for celebrities to get face time appearing to support a worthy cause.

guy 1: Hey man did you see the new Jimmy Falon "the more you know" add? I didn't know sex can lead to pregnancy.

guy2: Doesn't he have his own show now? Why is he still doing edumercials?

Edumercials by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009

Edusexual 

n. a teacher who keeps using sexual words during lecture rather than the appropriate vernacular
v. (edusexualize) to enhance your dull speech with sexual words so that people don't fall asleep while you're talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edusexualized in nature.
adv. (edusexually) describes speech which lends itself to being edusexualized.

n. What an edusexual! I thought we were learning about comparative government and politics and instead our prof just keeps saying that we need to "thrust" our ideas into the future to prevent futher "cleavage" of the state.
v. At least I wake up everytime our professor edusexualizes his topics. Without it, I'd sleep through the whole class. Luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. His edusexual style of speech amuses me because I see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. Clearly he can't get her out of his head.
adv. Was he speaking edusexually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double D breasts?

Edusexual by Kag December 28, 2005