elude

1.To escape or avoid by quickness or cleverness.
2.To be too difficult for a person to understand or remember.

He eludes his pursuers.
The meaning of his poem eludes me.

by Tisho January 9, 2008

Elude

To be so dastardly able to avoid a situation in order to deface recreation through the comradery for agents un a bell _-_ to see for they be under the noses of the sea

Police task force 9000 have brought the cloakes in order to elude the predator

“Muhhhaaahaaaaa bitch ass nigga” thought he could change the definition of the word elude to persuade the media to think in or to elude you must have had drug money when america makes the money which is the most dastardly disguise to say that the eyes of the country are unable to see me for I am unseen!?!?!?

by OneNippiKid June 20, 2021

The Elder Wand

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

by murribunda December 28, 2021

screen-elder

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.

Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder

by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

elder McKinley

Usually a gay man in the closet that everyone knows is gay but he doesn't know anyone knows.

yea that guy is totally elder McKinley

by Scott is lit af fam August 2, 2017

Elder Scrolls

Best. Game. Series. Ever. Hands down.

The Elder Scrolls is better than Final Fantasy.

by 1337 sux October 1, 2006

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021