Edusexual 

n. a teacher who keeps using sexual words during lecture rather than the appropriate vernacular
v. (edusexualize) to enhance your dull speech with sexual words so that people don't fall asleep while you're talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edusexualized in nature.
adv. (edusexually) describes speech which lends itself to being edusexualized.

n. What an edusexual! I thought we were learning about comparative government and politics and instead our prof just keeps saying that we need to "thrust" our ideas into the future to prevent futher "cleavage" of the state.
v. At least I wake up everytime our professor edusexualizes his topics. Without it, I'd sleep through the whole class. Luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. His edusexual style of speech amuses me because I see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. Clearly he can't get her out of his head.
adv. Was he speaking edusexually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double D breasts?

Edusexual by Kag December 28, 2005

Edusexual 

A pedantic over educated individual that makes conversation into sex. Usually of a higher education background and often using long overly convoluted explanations for things people already know in order to gaslight them into thinking theyre more informed on a subject or wrong about small details.

Ben Shapiro is an edusexual.

Edusexual by ardjunna April 10, 2023

Elosexual 

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019

Endosexual

A person who is only attracted to members of the same family, clan, group, or community. The sexual counterpart to Endogamy and Endoromantic.
Unfortunately, this does mean incest...

The Greek Gods and many parts of early Greek culture were endosexual and endogamous.

Endosexual by Vandium December 15, 2021

Ecosexual 

Guys who like to bang rocks and trees instead of chicks.

Roy: Why the fuck are you putting your junk in a tree?
Justin Bieber: Because I'm ecosexual. Fuck yeah!

Ecosexual by Your_Dick November 30, 2016

exosexual 

A term used to describe a person that finds aliens sexually attractive.

Person 1: Damn! Lizzie is such a nice person, she is beautiful, too! I wonder if she would like to have dinner with me...

Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.

exosexual by FrStrat December 20, 2022

Elsexual 

When one is into men then suddenly sees an individual and completely questions her sexuality. She thinks she's gay but only wants this certain individual.

As soon as she saw me, she became Elsexual.

Elsexual by The GOAT 2016 January 6, 2017