Home to the eldery, chavs and many misfits of society. Near to Sidcup, New Eltham and surrounded by schools like Beaverwood and Crown Woods it never stood much chance.
After you visit Eltham, you should probably test for a STI
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Unfortunately New Eltham is also surrounded by Eltham, Mottingham and Sidcup... 3 against 1 odds haven't proven to be too helpful for New Eltham.
Ideal place for a race, a fight or a bullet hole to the head!
If you wish to visit, remember that gold jewellery, sports wear, UK garage and the term "AHOY BOY" are the key to survival.
Unfortunately New Eltham is also surrounded by Eltham, Mottingham and Sidcup... 3 against 1 odds haven't proven to be too helpful for New Eltham.
Ideal place for a race, a fight or a bullet hole to the head!
If you wish to visit, remember that gold jewellery, sports wear, UK garage and the term "AHOY BOY" are the key to survival.
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