Eltham 

Home to the eldery, chavs and many misfits of society. Near to Sidcup, New Eltham and surrounded by schools like Beaverwood and Crown Woods it never stood much chance.
After you visit Eltham, you should probably test for a STI

'You live in Eltham? O dear. So you have a dealer then?'

Eltham by Mr Emma May 22, 2008

Eltham 

A town that started out well, having been host to many of the Kings and Queens of England (google Eltham Palace) which fell into disrepair in the 90s. Now 85% of residients are either chavs or old people.

Did you see that gang war in Eltham the other day? Those old people got those chavs good.

Eltham by The other Mr Emma. May 22, 2009

Eltham High School 

Eltham High School is a high school in Victoria where people like taking shits on small, pre-pubescent children.

I hate children in Eltham High School.
Me too.

Eltham High School by BananaMucnehr8182 May 11, 2021

eltham hill 

All girls secondary school filled with bitchy little drama queens who try to act big

"Oi did u see that midget from Eltham Hill?"

"Yh she was trying to act big when really she's a little sket"

eltham hill by Im_random_19 March 23, 2017

New Eltham 

Situated next to Chislehurst, one would hope some class would be borrowed from the area.

Unfortunately New Eltham is also surrounded by Eltham, Mottingham and Sidcup... 3 against 1 odds haven't proven to be too helpful for New Eltham.

Ideal place for a race, a fight or a bullet hole to the head!

If you wish to visit, remember that gold jewellery, sports wear, UK garage and the term "AHOY BOY" are the key to survival.

New Eltham Station is definitely a joke!

New Eltham by Maximo July 5, 2005

Elham 

Elham is very unique.Elham is very clever and has many talents.Elham is one of the kindest person you know and has the brightest personality.Elham looks shy but is confident and can be crazy , which makes her special.Elham can make anyone’s day happier and has the most beautiful smile and heart. Elham is very cute.People love Elham because of their personality and loyalty. Elham will even drag themselves to your argument to fight for you!Be sure not to fight with Elham because they will win.

Elham always tries to help others in many ways and is always supportive.Elham is beautiful on the inside and outside. Do not loose Elham because you will instantly regret it.Elham is the person that you are looking for.Elham’s smile is the best thing about her. Elham can be sensitive so you should be careful sometimes.Elham is the person you have been waiting for.She won’t show her loyalty unless you show yours.She is too kind that she lets people take advantage of her kindness.She is a very special person and I mean it we all need Elham in our lives , we need her!

“Elham is the sunshine”
“Elham is the rainbow after the rain”
“I wish I was Elham”

Elham by Liamlowen1234 November 10, 2019

Elham 

very pure sexy innocent girl who is smart and fragile who is addicting she is always happy and confident

wow that bitch is a elham! im in love with elham

Elham by whatever34 March 6, 2011