Easthampton

1.A medium sized town in western massachusetts. Middle class, post-industrial, with a sprinkling of art people and proto-yuppies. Easthampton is Northampton's white trash sister. Westhampton and Southampton are it's inbred hick cousins. It's considered improper for its younger residents to portray it in a positive light.

2.The Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

Let's go to Easthampton and loiter around the 7-11 until the cops get pissed.

Easthampton by Lee Iacocca May 22, 2005

Easthampton, MA

Small town in Western Massachusetts also known as E-town. Except for a small few, it is mostly inhabited by white trash. The towns saving graces include a great soft serve place, and a non-profit art space.

Jose used to live in Easthampton, MA, but he moved to China, and can no longer have Tasty Top or goto the Flywheel.

Easthampton, MA by Bottlevsface August 28, 2007

Easthampton high school 

Easthampton high school is a school where everyone is rich enough to buy a variety of drugs and get away with it because their parents don’t love them, there’s either some making out in the bathroom or OD ing at their lockers

“Where do you go to school”
“Easthampton high school”
“Oh shit really hmu wit your plug”

Easthampton high school by Travis Scott??? November 23, 2021

Eastampton

Best town in New Jersey and had the Great White Buffalo

Damn! That lucky SOB got to go to Eastampton.

Eastampton by AZNFTW December 12, 2010

East Hampton, CT

a town in eastern-central Connecticut. Residents often have to explain that no, they don't live in the Hamptons, or in Massachusetts. known for making all sorts of bells, the nickname is Belltown and the high school's masot is the bellringer, or a man with a three cornered hat from the american revolution ringing a bell that looks strangely like a pirate. the redneck population is slowly increasing in east hampton, and people have been known to come "out of the woods" for its well known Old Home Day celebration. The town's high school and very nearby portland high school have an intense, and very bloody rivalry, especially in soccer. lake pocotopaug, although very green, is a wonderful place to swim, and participate in water sports of all types.

Wait where are you from?

East Hampton!

OMG you live in the Hamptons? You must be rich!

Nah dude, East Hampton, CT ....

East Hampton, CT by snaker220 March 18, 2011

East Hampton, Connecticut 

the best place ever to live.
it isn't part of the snobby or mean part of connecticut
most people aren't rich either.
there is alot of trees and a beautiful lake.
everything is close together
mcdonalds, stop n'shop, and duckin'donuts are all right next to each other.
it is an awesome small little town

awesome town connecticut east hampton East Hampton, connecticut

East Hampton, Connecticut by nikki1211 March 28, 2011

east hampton sorbet 

When you take a dump in a box, and send it overseas to the troops. Made popular by Jon Stewart while mocking the governor of Kansas.

When Andrey found out that Donny had joined the army, he immediately sent him an east hampton sorbet

east hampton sorbet by Davecolarusso January 30, 2008