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discrimination based on ears and sometimes hearing capabilities of an individual
It would be earism to only offer membership to those with attached ear lobes
earism by jiggy mcgee December 28, 2008
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This is the religious cult that praise the newly peirced ear. we spread the word of the sacred book, "the d.i.y ear piercing manual" which is the foundation of our religion. we will not be opressed, we will not be stopped for one day we will be bigger than the jews (if we arent already...)
Crosby: let us praise the ear of aoife...
Onaed: yes. then we shall mock the jews.
Some Jew: leave me alone.....earism IS cool though...
Earism by system fan January 8, 2007
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Word made up by Ali Al-hashmi to describe an eating disorder which results in obesity and if not cured, death.
Yo Hayder, check that Eatism guy over there!

I'm very sorry to inform you, you have chronic Eatism.
Eatism by Eatism January 7, 2013

MAN-erism 

(MĀN'ə-rĭz'əm) -noun.

A characteristic and often unconscious mode or peculiarity of action, bearing, or treatment which belies or exposes the male-ness of the apparent female one is observing.
"I was talking to a hot chick. When I noticed the MAN-erisms, I realized she wouldn't need a strap-on to ass-fuck me. We got some lube and went home!"
MAN-erism by Smart as Shat June 15, 2009

earsmoke 

Pleasureable sounds or music
We really enjoyed the earsmoke at the concert so we bought the c.d.
earsmoke by Resbot Nermo May 14, 2005

earlsmidshirt moment 

When tiktok user @earlsmidshirt says Kanye is mid for the 100000th time, you reply with "earlsmidshirt moment"
Earlsmidshirt: "Kanye's music is shit."

You: "What an earlsmidshirt moment."
the one who will only watch naruto and not give a fuck about anything else
stop watching naruto its time for bed eariso
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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