That moment after you stand up when you realize that your earphones are still connected to the laptop/phone/device that didn't stand-up with you ...... Earfuggggggg !!!
(halfway into standing up) "...... Earfuggggggg !!! "
by D-WAKS June 14, 2013
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Person 2: Sorry, I have an earbug. I can't get this stupid Metallica song out of my head.
Person 2: Sorry, I have an earbug. I can't get this stupid Metallica song out of my head.
by danjapan7 June 6, 2010
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by bravia nova March 20, 2010
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In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.
by bungakawa2000 January 5, 2006
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Have you seen the new car insurance commercial? It's such an earfuck that I had to mute the TV! I will hate that company forever.
by Morthandeus October 23, 2009
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