Earfug

That moment after you stand up when you realize that your earphones are still connected to the laptop/phone/device that didn't stand-up with you ...... Earfuggggggg !!!

(halfway into standing up) "...... Earfuggggggg !!! "

by D-WAKS June 14, 2013

Earbug

A song that's stuck in your head that you can't get out for anything.

Person 1: Why are you acting so weird?

Person 2: Sorry, I have an earbug. I can't get this stupid Metallica song out of my head.

by danjapan7 June 6, 2010

Earfucked

Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick

I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard

by bravia nova March 20, 2010

earfuck

Introduction of the penis in a partner's skull via the ear. A relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).

In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.

by bungakawa2000 January 5, 2006

earfuck

Annoying commercial advertisement with loud or piercing noise, over-emphasis on spoken words or otherwise excessively distracting to the point of inducing rage.

Source: Reddit

Have you seen the new car insurance commercial? It's such an earfuck that I had to mute the TV! I will hate that company forever.

by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

Earfucktion

An earfucktion is when your spouse rambles on nonstop about meaningless BS.

As soon as I got home from work, I got a massive earfucktion from wife about some crazy momma drama going down in her world. Ear fucked

by RAW 2 July 7, 2015

earfucker

a person who likes to stick their cock in other peoples ears.

Damn man, my buddy Matt is such an earfucker!!!

by theKP May 30, 2006