Earfug
That moment after you stand up when you realize that your earphones are still connected to the laptop/phone/device that didn't stand-up with you ...... Earfuggggggg !!!
(halfway into standing up) "...... Earfuggggggg !!! "
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Earfug • Earbug • earfuller • EarFunk • Earfucktion • earful • Sleepy Earful • Ear Fuck • Ear-Fucked • ear fucking
Earfucked
Earfucked by bravia nova March 20, 2010
earfuck
Introduction of the penis in a partner's skull via the ear. A relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).
In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.
earfuck by bungakawa2000 January 5, 2006
earfuck
Annoying commercial advertisement with loud or piercing noise, over-emphasis on spoken words or otherwise excessively distracting to the point of inducing rage.
Source: Reddit
Source: Reddit
Have you seen the new car insurance commercial? It's such an earfuck that I had to mute the TV! I will hate that company forever.
earfuck by Morthandeus October 23, 2009
Earfucktion
As soon as I got home from work, I got a massive earfucktion from wife about some crazy momma drama going down in her world. Ear fucked
Earfucktion by RAW 2 July 7, 2015
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