earful

–noun, plural -fuls.
1. The act of ejaculating into the ear of your sexual partner.
2. a shot of semen in the ear - used as a scolding.

Origin: Duke of Kent, Toronto, ON; October 1st, 2006

Last night, Jacky gave his woman an earful, and she freaked out. She stood up and yelled: "How am I going to explain that infection to the Dr.?"

by Fat Tony from t-dot October 03, 2006

ear-to-ear

It's about smiling. Ear-to-ear smile or grin is when you have a very broad and generous smile. Such a smile when each corner of your mouth is by each of your ears.

Explain to me why you don't have an ear-to-ear grin right now.

by Mr. Peagram March 08, 2012

ear to ear

a cut from one ear to the mouth to the other ear, in other words a chelsea smile

the only way you'll see me smile is if you cut me ear to ear

by B-ri Myrders June 25, 2010

Earring

Disturbing, unnecessary, often flashy and distractive pieces which some people confuse for decoration on their faces. Sometimes hang from the side of a face further contributing to the disturbing distraction.

What are those dangling and flashing in this pitch dark? Oh, those are just these hoop earrings.

by Tasmanian Devil Taz October 27, 2020

Ear

The organs that detect sound, placed somewhat symmetrically on opposite sides of the head for humans.

You seriously don't know what an ear is. You must be joking.

by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011

ears

An organ used by humans to estimate the stupidity of other humans

N/A ears

by SuperGabe February 05, 2009

Earring

Jewelry to ornament the ear; usually clipped to the earlobe or fastened through a hole in the lobe.
An ornament worn on or hanging from the lobe of the ear.

She wore the most beautiful earrings I've ever seen.

by shelnok January 14, 2009