Earfucktion

An earfucktion is when your spouse rambles on nonstop about meaningless BS.

As soon as I got home from work, I got a massive earfucktion from wife about some crazy momma drama going down in her world. Ear fucked

by RAW 2 July 7, 2015

earfucking

Orgasmic feeling supposedly produced by a musician playing a zurna directly into someone else's ear. The zurna is a type of shrill keyless oboe played mostly in the Balkans in traditional folk music and many zurna players are deaf as a result of the instrument being played directly into their ears.

If you go to the (former Yugoslav republic of) Macedonia, you may see some earfucking going on in the villages where ensembles play traditional music.

by pentozali January 19, 2014

Earinfucktion

When I have to put my d*CK in your ear so that you can hear where I'm cumming from.

Why is it that you never hear what I'm saying to you it's like you have an earinfucktion do i have to stick my D*CK in your ear so you can hear where I'm cumming from?

by Eddie locs estrada December 12, 2022