EarFunk 

A record label located in Las Vegas. Known for the EarFunk'd sound that's a cross between Electro and Progressive Techno.
Known as: EarFunk Recordings

Man that DJ just gave me a ear full of EarFunk.

EarFunk by Dr. Teeth & TheElectric Mayhem December 29, 2008

ear funk 

The nasty aroma you can smell when someone with large gauged earlobes forgets to clean his jewlery for days at a time, allowing dead skin, dried sweat, and any styling products to build up and make a creamy white-yellowish belly button, toe-jam smelling substance.

Earlier today I leaned in to tell Andrew a secret, and I swear he had the nastiest ear funk going on.

ear funk by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 26, 2009

Earfucked 

Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick

I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard

Earfucked by bravia nova March 20, 2010

earfuck

Introduction of the penis in a partner's skull via the ear. A relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).

In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.

earfuck by bungakawa2000 January 5, 2006

earfuck

Annoying commercial advertisement with loud or piercing noise, over-emphasis on spoken words or otherwise excessively distracting to the point of inducing rage.

Source: Reddit

Have you seen the new car insurance commercial? It's such an earfuck that I had to mute the TV! I will hate that company forever.

earfuck by Morthandeus October 23, 2009

Earfucktion

An earfucktion is when your spouse rambles on nonstop about meaningless BS.

As soon as I got home from work, I got a massive earfucktion from wife about some crazy momma drama going down in her world. Ear fucked

Earfucktion by RAW 2 July 7, 2015

earfucker

a person who likes to stick their cock in other peoples ears.

Damn man, my buddy Matt is such an earfucker!!!

earfucker by theKP May 30, 2006