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EarFunk

A record label located in Las Vegas. Known for the EarFunk'd sound that's a cross between Electro and Progressive Techno.
Known as: EarFunk Recordings
Man that DJ just gave me a ear full of EarFunk.
by Dr. Teeth & TheElectric Mayhem December 29, 2008
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ear funk

The nasty aroma you can smell when someone with large gauged earlobes forgets to clean his jewlery for days at a time, allowing dead skin, dried sweat, and any styling products to build up and make a creamy white-yellowish belly button, toe-jam smelling substance.
Earlier today I leaned in to tell Andrew a secret, and I swear he had the nastiest ear funk going on.
by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 26, 2009
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Earfucked

Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick
I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard
by bravia nova March 20, 2010
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earfuck

Introduction of the penis in a partner's skull via the ear. A relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).
In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.
by bungakawa2000 January 5, 2006
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earfuck

Annoying commercial advertisement with loud or piercing noise, over-emphasis on spoken words or otherwise excessively distracting to the point of inducing rage.

Source: Reddit
Have you seen the new car insurance commercial? It's such an earfuck that I had to mute the TV! I will hate that company forever.
by Morthandeus October 23, 2009
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Earfucktion

An earfucktion is when your spouse rambles on nonstop about meaningless BS.
As soon as I got home from work, I got a massive earfucktion from wife about some crazy momma drama going down in her world. Ear fucked
by RAW 2 July 7, 2015
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earfucker

a person who likes to stick their cock in other peoples ears.
Damn man, my buddy Matt is such an earfucker!!!
by theKP May 30, 2006
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