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People who will push every elevator call button while waiting at a given landing in the hope of catching the first available ride. Invariably more than one car will stop at the same time, leaving those riders to wait the interminable ten to fifteen seconds it takes to resume their journey--often with a few seconds of eye contact with the offenders as icing on the cake.
"I would have been here sooner, but some elefuckers held us up on the tenth floor. I flicked them off just as their door shut, the bastards!"
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Ear Fucker • earfuller • Earbacker • Earfucktion • eggfucker • elefucker • Emofucker • eyefucker • Eyefuckery
eyefucker
someone who stares so hard at you, you feel like they are undressing you. And you feel very very uncomfortable
joe is an eyefucker
eyefucker by nicolelynn416@yahoo.com September 6, 2009
Eyefuckery
The act of seducing and sexually penetrating visually and without physical contact; art perfected by actor and professional flirt Tom Hiddleston
Eyefuckery by NurseRatched June 5, 2014
Ear Fucker
When someone talks too much and all you really hear is blah blah blah blah – well that person is an “ear fucker”.
Boyfriend/Husband/Whatever: "You know what blah blah blah blah *insert your name here* blah blah blah." Your response: "Don't be such an ear fucker!" shut up!
Ear Fucker by The Queen! October 12, 2009
Earfucked
Earfucked by bravia nova March 20, 2010
earfuck
Introduction of the penis in a partner's skull via the ear. A relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).
In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.
earfuck by bungakawa2000 January 5, 2006