earfucker

a person who likes to stick their cock in other peoples ears.

Damn man, my buddy Matt is such an earfucker!!!

by theKP May 30, 2006

elefucker

People who will push every elevator call button while waiting at a given landing in the hope of catching the first available ride. Invariably more than one car will stop at the same time, leaving those riders to wait the interminable ten to fifteen seconds it takes to resume their journey--often with a few seconds of eye contact with the offenders as icing on the cake.

"I would have been here sooner, but some elefuckers held us up on the tenth floor. I flicked them off just as their door shut, the bastards!"

by Dr. Lingo June 25, 2008

eyefucker

someone who stares so hard at you, you feel like they are undressing you. And you feel very very uncomfortable

joe is an eyefucker

by [e-mail] September 6, 2009

Eyefuckery

The act of seducing and sexually penetrating visually and without physical contact; art perfected by actor and professional flirt Tom Hiddleston

Tom Hiddleston is the Jedi Master of eyefuckery.

by NurseRatched June 5, 2014

Ear Fucker

When someone talks too much and all you really hear is blah blah blah blah – well that person is an “ear fucker”.

Boyfriend/Husband/Whatever: "You know what blah blah blah blah *insert your name here* blah blah blah." Your response: "Don't be such an ear fucker!" shut up!

by The Queen! October 12, 2009

Earfucked

Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick

I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard

by bravia nova March 20, 2010

earfuck

Introduction of the penis in a partner's skull via the ear. A relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).

In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.

by bungakawa2000 January 5, 2006