Earfucked 

Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick

I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard

Earfucked by bravia nova March 20, 2010

Earthfucked 

The cataclysmic event that is caused by a trifecta of natural and/or man-made disasters, combined in a small geographical area within a short period of time, because Earth got pissed off.

Example: Japan - 2011 - Earthquake, tsunami, nuclear fallout; as in, "Damn! Japan got earthfucked!"

Earthfucked by Marlon, Dunk, TSB April 5, 2011

eyefucked 

to eyefuck, it to literally fuck someone with your eyes, mentally imagining to have sex with this person.

similiar to undressing a person with your eyes,

i totally just eyefucked that guy over there!..

"oh my god Gary, that guy totally just eyefucked yhu" ...

eyefucked by crocs20 February 4, 2010

carfucked 

when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it

Dude, you are so carfucked!

carfucked by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

eFucked 

to sacrifice some other person by some means electronically; by email or texting for personal gain

After a few rounds of back and forth emailing trashing John, he eFucked me by adding him as a bcc in our last exchange

eFucked by Mr. McLaren July 8, 2009

Eurofucked

When you go broke in Europe as a non-European Union (EU) traveler, after spending your absolutely last Euro coin on hookers and sex.

1. "My Europe vacation has come to a close. I don't have any money left. I'm Eurofucked."

2. ME: "You degenerate moron. Burning our savings near Amsterdam's red light windows wasn't enough for you. You gave our last few remaining Euro coins to that washed-out, obese, Euro Trash whore. Just for a blow-job, you say? Fuck you."

Friend: "It's called being Eurofucked, man. You think I flew all the way to Europe for the museums and shit? Nothing else matters when you're getting laid every day. Stop bitching about the Euro money. It's not even a real currency, looks like plastic."

Me: "Fuck you. How do you propose we get to Schiphol airport, now, huh? To take our return flight...H.O.M.E. To the non-European lands whence we came."

Friend: "I don't know. Walk all the way? Hey, can I borrow your iPhone?"

Me: " Why?"

Friend: "On the way to the airport, we might get lucky one more time. Think about the possibilities. It could be a FOURSOME with two depraved sisters. We can then use that iPhone as a mode of payment for casual sex."

Me: "Mmm.....You have a point. I can always buy a new phone. Let's go fuck some more European bitches."

Friend: "You're coming around, finally! Apart from my passport, I don't want any possessions on me when I got on that return flight."

Me: "True. We both want to get...."

Me and Friend together: "Eurofucked. YAY!"

Eurofucked by Third World Sam May 20, 2022

earfuck

Introduction of the penis in a partner's skull via the ear. A relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).

In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.

earfuck by bungakawa2000 January 5, 2006