by bravia nova March 20, 2010
Introduction of the penis in a partner's skull via the ear. A relatively rare fetish but with dedicated fans, usually limited to non-realistic art (drawn or written).
In an ideal world, Jessica Rabbit would climb on stage and give us an earful. Then, Roger would climb up and give her an earfuck.
by bungakawa2000 January 5, 2006
Annoying commercial advertisement with loud or piercing noise, over-emphasis on spoken words or otherwise excessively distracting to the point of inducing rage.
Source: Reddit
Source: Reddit
Have you seen the new car insurance commercial? It's such an earfuck that I had to mute the TV! I will hate that company forever.
by Morthandeus October 23, 2009
verb.
An earfuck happens when a person (particularly a male) provides meaningful insight and offers words that are deeply tender and genuine. This person gives women his attention and actively listens and takes in what women are saying,
Men who do this are men who women are comfortable with. These men would never betray the trust that women have for them, or abuse the safety women feel when around them. These men usually have no idea that they earfuck women and women would like to gift them their wet panties (but they would be baffled and refuse).
Carlie: “I have this Professor friend. He’s very kind and considerate. He just listens to me when I talk and tries to calm me down when I’m upset. He says the most tender things. All that without any ulterior motives behind any of it. He says things you don’t even know you need to hear.”
Mary: “Wow, really?”
Carlie: “Oh yeah, I tell him all the time that he earfucks women and makes panties wet, but he doesn’t understand.”
An earfuck happens when a person (particularly a male) provides meaningful insight and offers words that are deeply tender and genuine. This person gives women his attention and actively listens and takes in what women are saying,
Men who do this are men who women are comfortable with. These men would never betray the trust that women have for them, or abuse the safety women feel when around them. These men usually have no idea that they earfuck women and women would like to gift them their wet panties (but they would be baffled and refuse).
Carlie: “I have this Professor friend. He’s very kind and considerate. He just listens to me when I talk and tries to calm me down when I’m upset. He says the most tender things. All that without any ulterior motives behind any of it. He says things you don’t even know you need to hear.”
Mary: “Wow, really?”
Carlie: “Oh yeah, I tell him all the time that he earfucks women and makes panties wet, but he doesn’t understand.”
Carlie: “I have this Professor friend. He’s very kind and considerate. He just listens to me when I talk and tries to calm me down when I’m upset. He says the most tender things. All that without any ulterior motives behind any of it. He says things you don’t even know you need to hear.”
Mary: “Wow, really?”
Carlie: “Oh yeah, I tell him all the time that he earfucks women and makes panties wet, but he doesn’t get it. “
Mary: “Wow, really?”
Carlie: “Oh yeah, I tell him all the time that he earfucks women and makes panties wet, but he doesn’t get it. “
by SithCat November 7, 2022
by theKP May 22, 2006
by paulovpereira June 27, 2016
Orgasmic feeling supposedly produced by a musician playing a zurna directly into someone else's ear. The zurna is a type of shrill keyless oboe played mostly in the Balkans in traditional folk music and many zurna players are deaf as a result of the instrument being played directly into their ears.
If you go to the (former Yugoslav republic of) Macedonia, you may see some earfucking going on in the villages where ensembles play traditional music.
by pentozali January 19, 2014