Ear-Fucked
Ear-Fucked by Car-Car<3 March 30, 2009
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Ear Fucked
When you call a friend or relative and they ramble or take an emotional dump on you, then when its your turn to talk they say they have to go and go. Your left in shock and you didnt get to tell them what you called for.
Phone Ringing
Hims- Hello
Mes- Heyy wuz up! yo i gotta tell you something.
Hims- nah nothing..yo man im stress, i got mad homework and blah blah blah blah...
Mes- oh foreal, damn. yo but..
Hims- yeah and blah blah blah
Mes- wow that sucks, but yo let me...
Hims- Yo but I gotta let you go, i got someone on the other line. laterz
Mes- oh..uh..um. okay later
Mes- What the hell just happened. Did i just get Ear Fucked? Damnit! Asshole!
Hims- Hello
Mes- Heyy wuz up! yo i gotta tell you something.
Hims- nah nothing..yo man im stress, i got mad homework and blah blah blah blah...
Mes- oh foreal, damn. yo but..
Hims- yeah and blah blah blah
Mes- wow that sucks, but yo let me...
Hims- Yo but I gotta let you go, i got someone on the other line. laterz
Mes- oh..uh..um. okay later
Mes- What the hell just happened. Did i just get Ear Fucked? Damnit! Asshole!
Ear Fucked by childishumor January 21, 2011
Related Words
Ear-Fucked • Ear Fucker • Ear Rape • Ear Worm • ear hustling • Ear Fuck • ear candy • Ear Hustlin' • ear ball • ear plug
Ear Fucked
I often use that phrase when someone talks kak to me…I will say to someone ‘did you hear how that guy was Ear Fucking me?” or ‘dude…stop raping my ear”
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Ear Fucked by Rude Rory July 26, 2010
EAR FUCKED
This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.
EAR FUCKED by Bailmaninmo April 30, 2019
ear fucked
Ed ear fucked the hell out of "Paradise Circus" and the album Heglioland by Massive Attack. He listened to it on repeat until completely satiated.
ear fucked by spag4 December 6, 2012
Ear fucked
When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.
“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”
Ear fucked by geekqueen June 2, 2024
Earfucked
Earfucked by bravia nova March 20, 2010
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