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best ex ever (B.E.E.) 

What your ex calls you after he/she realizes that you are the best he/she will ever have, because you treated them so damn good when you were together. No one will ever compare.
As her new boyfriend, my job is to be the best she's every had or will ever have, so she'll one day call me her best ex ever (B.E.E.). She'll be ruined on all other guys henceforth.
best ex ever (B.E.E.) by tower62 December 10, 2012

f-r-e-e that spells free 

Well i was shopping for a new car which ones me?
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad i didn't know my credit was whack and now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact
F-R-E-E that spells free. creditreport.com baby

Saw their ads on my TV, thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rolling fat
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posses getting laughed at!
F-R-E-E that spell free. creditreport.com baby!
bro that sure is a creditreport.com moment ahah
f-r-e-e that spells free is when

#S.H.E.E.P.

Stupid hash-tagging everywhere on everything people.

This term is used to describe and/or mock those annoying people on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and any other online social media or sharing site that allows a person to enter their own idiotic text and then commence to hash tag the shit out of it.

This term is also relates to the fact that aforementioned people usually travel in flocks, much like sheep, clogging up news feeds and websites and leaving behind trails of their shit.

It is to be considered the equivalent of hash-tagging a hash tag.
Stephanie: I am so tired of my feed being clogged up by dumb people and their nonsensical hashtags!

Mel: Oh, you mean the #S.H.E.E.P.?

Christina: OMG, yes!!! I can't stand that!!

Stefanie: Yeah, it's just ignorant. They're all ignorant.

Mel: Yeah I wish someone would steal the hash tag key off of their computers. Stupid #S.H.E.E.P.
#S.H.E.E.P. by sweet_melissa79 February 3, 2013
The word WEED broken down so each letter has a meaning:
Weigh it
Excited
ENJOY IT
Do-Over

Stoney Vibes Man🔥💨
🔥 Checkout my shirt it has W.E.E.D
🔥 Its about that time BRO.. W.E.E.D
W.E.E.D by ClassicRonnie June 30, 2019

Able Directions Y E E 

A better way to say "anyways"
-guy 1: and thats the last time i saw my father.
(Awkward silence)
-guy 2: Able directions Y E E, ur fat.
1. The face of sarcasm
- represents the expression of rolling one's eyes

2. Squinting emoticon
- used to express feelings of suspicion, mild disgust (boredom), judgement, or of being fed up
1.

Person a: "how was the date with Sam?"
Person b: "great e.e"
Person a: "that bad, huh?"
Person b: "I would rather go out with a sucker fish"

2.
Person a: "hey, did you come to the tournament? I didn't see you there"
Person b: "yeah! I came in second"
Person a: "really? e.e"
Person b: "yeah. It was awesome"
Person a: "huh. So you and I need to share my ribbon? Don't lie dude."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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