Dystce 

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.

Dystce...

Dystce by 0.o? September 6, 2020

Dystextlia 

A condition experienced by people who continuously write messages with typos, often exacerbated by lack of predictive text functions on mobile phones and/or frequent misspelling in predictive text functions causing the device to save miss spelt words to the internal dictionary.

I have dystextlia, seriously it's a thing... I am incapable of nit sending a message without typos!

Dystextlia by SJC85 December 3, 2018

dystextia 

Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.

what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.

dystextia by Clarebear81 December 12, 2010

Dystexia 

A mental lapse associated with texting and typing in which letters of a word are mixed throughout the word.

Don: hey I'm gonig to go fnid your virginity.
*vigorously fixing mistakes*
find* going*
I hate this dystexia

Ava: Don't worry about finding it, I lost it long ago.

Dystexia by hosey93 May 1, 2011

Dystextopsia 

(noun) The selective blindness for a text message you have chosen to ignore.

Mother: "I have been sending Ben text messages since 6:30, but he never responds!"

Father: "Well, that's because our son is suffering from a case of dystextopsia, a common ailment among adolescents."

Dystextopsia by Panchakarma March 3, 2011

dystextlia 

Occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. Mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.

Texted to Joanie: What u doin no frida nighu
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."

dystextlia by dicksy chick May 23, 2008

dysterian 

Someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. Even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.

Vegetarian: "Hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called "Boomer's""
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"

dysterian by RevelAndDance July 14, 2016