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Dystender 

(Noun) A fictional potion that is commonly used for healing. It can be used to cure major and minor wounds, with the exchange of dying if more than 3 dosages is consumed.

(Both singular and plural.)
After being wounded, he drank some dystender to recover.

Dystender can be found in multiple temples for healing.
Dystender by sandwichpain October 21, 2022
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Disgender 

A being who believes themselves to be completely outside the idea of gender and sex and opposes their existence as constructs in their totality.
Hey are you a boy or a girl?
I'm actually disgender and don't believe those are concepts that exist.
Disgender by Danthesexyhotman June 15, 2020

cognitive dysentery 

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.
Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.
cognitive dysentery by TNunnster February 6, 2010

Dysentery 

You shit until you die
The four horsemen have decided your fate with death from dysentery
Dysentery by The4horsemen October 10, 2019

dysentery 

1. The thing you always died of in The Oregon Trail.

2. An inflammatory disorder of the lower intestinal tract, usually caused by a bacterial, parasitic, or protozoan infection and resulting in pain, fever, and severe diarrhea, often accompanied by the passage of blood and mucus.
Lisa died of dysentery. She can no longer continue the journey.
dysentery by Raym November 17, 2005

You have died of dysentery 

1. The leading cause of death when moving west on the Oregon Trail;

Shows how old-school you are when it comes to gaming.
Person 1: I think I should eat some raw meat today!

Oregon Trail: You have died of dysentery.

Person 1: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!

Dysentery 

From the greek "dys," meaning sick, and "entera," meaning stomach.

This is the ancient way of saying belly hurty
Bruh 1: bruh
Bruh 2: yuh bruh?
Bruh 1: belly hurty bruh
Bruh 2: you mean dysentery you uneducated rapscallion
Dysentery by 69bruh69 November 4, 2019
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