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Means to no longer live much longer.
Hey, I think I might dysoon. Goodbye
Dysoon by Kid H5 March 24, 2023
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dyson dip 

The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.
Herbert's just popped to the gents for a Dyson dip.
dyson dip by steveherbert December 21, 2013

Mental Dysponexia 

A mental illness where everything you think of has a sexual and/or inappropriate meaning. It is also known to bring random fits of laughter and psychotic voices that no one can replicate!
Kiralae has mental dyponexia.

Mom, i can't help it! It was the dysponexia!

dysonpussy 

When a womens vagina craves penis in a vicious sucking motion
That bitch loves the willy, she got a dysonpussy

Dyson Air Balling 

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"

The Flying Dyson 

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.

Dystonia 

A neurological movement disorder affecting about 1% of the population. Incorrect signals from the brain cause muscles to contract and spasm involuntarily.
Why is your body all twisted and shaky

I suffer from Dystonia.
Dystonia by CoconutMonkey November 27, 2010
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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