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dyson dip
The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.
dyson dip by steveherbert December 21, 2013
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Mental Dysponexia
A mental illness where everything you think of has a sexual and/or inappropriate meaning. It is also known to bring random fits of laughter and psychotic voices that no one can replicate!
Mental Dysponexia by Wing Chang July 1, 2004
dysonpussy
dysonpussy by The real medical doctor May 25, 2019
Dyson Air Balling
The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
Dyson Air Balling by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
The Flying Dyson
The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.
The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.
The Flying Dyson by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016
Dystonia
A neurological movement disorder affecting about 1% of the population. Incorrect signals from the brain cause muscles to contract and spasm involuntarily.
Dystonia by CoconutMonkey November 27, 2010
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