James dysonning (Not to be confused with dysoning) Is the art of giving your partner an anal prolapse and using a preferably dyson cordless vacuum cleaner to suck out the prolapse
Person 1: did you hear what happened to Becky Person 2: yeah she had a prolapse
Person 1: even worse
Person 2: what
Person 1: Harry was James Dysonning her
Person 2: shiiit
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.