Dysoning

The act of providing oral copulation services greater or equal to those provided by a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Wow, look at her go - she's Dysoning him like a champ!

Dysoning by TheChelmoDysonator September 22, 2014

Dysoning

The act of pooping under an aunt or grandmas couch and waiting for them to dust bust under the couch, sucking up your excrement.

Hey Dylan, Brett is Dysoning Aunt Sara

Dysoning by Wandinian99 February 25, 2021

james dysonning 

James dysonning (Not to be confused with dysoning) Is the art of giving your partner an anal prolapse and using a preferably dyson cordless vacuum cleaner to suck out the prolapse

Person 1: did you hear what happened to Becky
Person 2: yeah she had a prolapse
Person 1: even worse
Person 2: what
Person 1: Harry was James Dysonning her
Person 2: shiiit

james dysonning by Uncle Derick October 2, 2018