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Derived from "joke". Word is pronounced "do-wo-ke".

Doesn't really have a true meaning, but is used to name an inanimate thing that is funny, retarded, bullshit, etc.

Life is one big dwoke.
Damn, I got a 50% on this test! This is such a dwoke!
Wow, this is meme is such a dwoke that i'm laughing right now.

Dwoke by DanielTheDwokeKing October 1, 2020

Dookenfuck

Fucking someone with your pants still on.

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!

Dookenfuck by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020

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dwote

A word describing some one who is odd, weird, or abnormal.

Look at that guy, what a dwote!

dwote by ThreeN1half February 21, 2011

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Righty-Dokey, Skip.

A common phrase, possibly coined by Ade Edmondson in the classic british sitcom 'Bottom' and blockbuster 'Guest House Paradiso'.

Richie: Okey-dokey. I'll distract his attention, you swipe the leg.

Eddie: Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!

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Rik: Eddie! Another bloody day.
Time to get up.

(Eddie's voice): 'Righty-dokey, skip.'

Righty-Dokey, Skip. by Raz91 November 25, 2010

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Dokems

The past tense of Doke in reference to Doke as a term for excrement and defecation

Hey man where have you been?

Sorry, I was in the toilet. I'd stay out of there though, I did a massive dokems about 10 minutes ago.

Dokems by KingCrapper May 14, 2011

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dookenshmirtz

nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”

*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”

“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”

dookenshmirtz by perry the platypiss October 2, 2021

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droke

something fake or naqli.

bro their friendship is droke

droke by Theoneandonlydimah May 10, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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