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Derived from "joke". Word is pronounced "do-wo-ke".

Doesn't really have a true meaning, but is used to name an inanimate thing that is funny, retarded, bullshit, etc.
Life is one big dwoke.
Damn, I got a 50% on this test! This is such a dwoke!
Wow, this is meme is such a dwoke that i'm laughing right now.
Dwoke by DanielTheDwokeKing October 1, 2020

Dookenfuck 

Fucking someone with your pants still on.
Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!
Dookenfuck by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020
Related Words
Dwoke dwoker doke Dooker droke dooked Doker dooken Dookeyshnops Droker
A word describing some one who is odd, weird, or abnormal.
dwote by ThreeN1half February 21, 2011

Righty-Dokey, Skip. 

A common phrase, possibly coined by Ade Edmondson in the classic british sitcom 'Bottom' and blockbuster 'Guest House Paradiso'.
Richie: Okey-dokey. I'll distract his attention, you swipe the leg.

Eddie: Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!

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Rik: Eddie! Another bloody day.
Time to get up.

(Eddie's voice): 'Righty-dokey, skip.'
Righty-Dokey, Skip. by Raz91 November 25, 2010
The past tense of Doke in reference to Doke as a term for excrement and defecation
Hey man where have you been?

Sorry, I was in the toilet. I'd stay out of there though, I did a massive dokems about 10 minutes ago.
Dokems by KingCrapper May 14, 2011

dookenshmirtz

nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”
*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”

“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”
something fake or naqli.
bro their friendship is droke
droke by Theoneandonlydimah May 10, 2021
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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