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Donkeyfuck 

Verb: to intentionally or ignorantly make someone else's job harder
I would've finished earlier if Scott didn't keep donkeyfucking me!
Donkeyfuck by PetShop April 27, 2017

donkeyfucking cocksucker 

One who likes to fuck a donkey several times over and over, and then three times again, and also one who loves to shove penis after penis into her mouth(a.e. Katie Jennings). Usually it is a ritial followed by the butch dumping on the bitch's chest.
Wow how many jews did you bang you donkeyfucking cocksucker?

hookenfucker 

Severely hooking golf shot. Also referred to as the German Ball.
Look at that German Ball Hookenfucker go left and out of bounds.
hookenfucker by U da Man! June 15, 2019

donkeyfuck 

When one uses another's cigarette or cigar, to light their own while both are still in their own respective mouths.
Hey John, I don't have a lighter for my cigarette, let me donkeyfuck yours.
donkeyfuck by jezzeballe October 7, 2008

donkeyfucker 

A term used to make fun of someone in a insulting manner. usually used in a joking way.
Shut up you donkeyfucker
donkeyfucker by molly December 31, 2003

Donkeyfucker 

A male human being who through his lonesome lifestyle has defaulted to having sexual intercourse with donkeys. The man will forcefully insert his pp into the donkeys rectum or optionally its vaginal cavity. Here it will stay until this wicked mating ritual is over and the man is satisfied.

The Lord however despise this sort of sinful behavior and if you as a man partake in this kind of activity you WILL be condemned to the eternal fires of hell. There is a special place reserved in the kingdom of hell for people who abuse the Lords creatures. This section of hell is where the tables are turned and the men will be forcefully sexually violated by the creatures they themselves have damaged during their mortal lives. This is a eternal circle often referred to as the «struggle snuggle of the Ass».
You donkeyfucker! I hope you get what you deserve.
Donkeyfucker by PastorJohn March 11, 2019
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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