@Drageon> a priate walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and asks for a pint of ale.. the bartender looks at the pirate and says "do you know you have a wheel on your genitalia?" the pirate responds with "YARR! ITS DRIVIN ME NUTS!"
by jilt March 08, 2004
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The state of being drunk and broke at the same time.
"Mannn, I'm wasted...I just spent all my money at the bar. I'm so droke!"

"Yo, last night was crazy. Used my paycheck on liquor. I'm still droke."
by nate u. January 24, 2008
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The act of taking a break from work to have a drink and smoke. Typically done at 3pm.
It's 3 o'clock and I'm fried, wanna droke?
by Y4NK33 May 04, 2010
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The act of drinking followed by smoking Mary Jane and getting nauseous from the combination.
" I droked, now I feel like yaking... I need fast fresh air!"

Homegirl slipped up droke got wasted!
by AliceWonderland November 12, 2009
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