Dustitute
I saw Tina suck 2 bloke's off last night for 2 bag's of sniff... She's become a right Dustitute lately!
Dustitute by Jlonsdale92 November 17, 2022
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The Destitutioner
Executioner of the destitute. The Destitutioner can be your hired gun for an array of homeless people problems, from those that simply beg for change to the windshield washer type that use filthy newspaper to "earn" that pay. Manner of bum death is the employer's choice, and the destitutioner will either urinate or defecate - or both - on the departed at no extra charge!
Mr. Morgan: God dammit, I am sick and tired of that corner derelict always nagging me for my hard-earned money. I wish there was a way to permanently rid him from society.
Mr. Morgan's co-worker: Hire the Destitutioner. Trust me, you will never be hassled for another dime by that waste of life again.
Mr. Morgan's co-worker: Hire the Destitutioner. Trust me, you will never be hassled for another dime by that waste of life again.
The Destitutioner by sciflyer.25 February 4, 2013
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destitution by s3xiiTiiNk November 19, 2007
destitute seamstress
an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016
dudestitute
a male prostitute; gigolo
"when i grow up I want to be a dudestitute, theres all kinds of super rich MILFS dying for a young dude."
"But, there all like 60 years and older."
"Just like i like 'em."
"But, there all like 60 years and older."
"Just like i like 'em."
dudestitute by Patblack May 3, 2008
destitute
Dick Destitute
Dick destitution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn't 'get it in.' Also known as 'period of dryness.'
Guy 1: "Man this sucks."
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."
Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."
Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."
Dick Destitute by DaffyGKH August 11, 2013
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