Jlonsdale92's definitions

5 Seconds of Bummer

The awkward moment where a girl allows you to enter her Anal cavity with your pork sword only for you to prematurely ejaculate after 5 seconds.

A guy walks into work and approaches his colleague: "Hey Dave last night were a right old travesty, Tina finally allowed me to go down brown town and I only lasted 5 seconds... Total 5 seconds of Bummer man!"

by Jlonsdale92 February 3, 2015

Dustitute

A person who sells themselves in order to gain powdered drugs.

I saw Tina suck 2 bloke's off last night for 2 bag's of sniff... She's become a right Dustitute lately!

by Jlonsdale92 November 17, 2022