Dunoon

A little shithole on the west coast of Scotland , ( the Cowal Peninsula to be exact ) that seems to attract more middle class wa#£kers and pretentious idiots than actual Scottish people . The folk generally rave about how beautiful it looks and how lucky they are because of the views but truth be told it's only cause that's all they've got. You'd be hard pushed to kit yer bairns out for school in this hell hole . Plus you're only going to a decent shop if you're either an Olympic swimmer on steroids or an overpaid idiot with a car who can afford the ridiculous ferry prices .

As for the town , there's as many junkies in Dunoon as Greenock , they're just strategically placed by the useless council .

As for ferries ... Pish ! Never on , if the captain farts the boats go off.

In a nutshell its a shitty little coastal town that's full of cunts that think they're better than everyone else but who also came from the shittiest parts of the west coast and just won't admit it .About as good as yer average council estate for amenities , with very little prospect of improvement.

Dunoon, the place where scumbags feel exotic .

by Reptiliantruths May 12, 2023

dunoon ridge

The worry lines on a person’s forehead immediately before the rectal insertion of a pineapple

Did you see Mario's ‘Dunoon Ridge’ when he got called to the bosses office

by BCC March 12, 2015

Dundonian

Dundonian An inhabitant of the city of Dundee, Scotland.

'I'm from Dundee, hence a Dundonian'

by Vixen April 6, 2004

Dunton Bum

The soreness between butt cheeks resulting from heavy sweating

Jesus!!! i need to go and have a wipe up i have a savage dunton bum.

by Twitters March 18, 2009

Karalynn Dunton

Friend who tells everyone you created the minions, even though you did not

Person a after person b tells person c pardon a created the minions: you are such a Karalynn dunton

Person b: wobbuffet

by Owlfrogthing January 15, 2023

Dundon

A stunning and unique group of individuals, indigenous to the Grygunonosz tribe, who often are independent, assertive, determined, and triumphant. More often than not, females over-rule the male population, but for good reason.

Guy 1: Wow.. Who was that? I've never encountered anyone quite like that before...
Guy 2: You have just interacted with a Dundon.. Dude, I'm jealous..

by Nicrap December 15, 2010

dunson

-noun. (dun-sun)
1) a buddy, pal, comrade, homey, or friend.

1) What's up dunson?
2) Yo dunson, what's good?

by junjafak February 11, 2008