dumpsworth 

a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.

Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.

dumpsworth by elemental September 4, 2006

Dumpsworth 

A unit of power equivalent to the amount of energy needed to run your phone as you take a shit.

Me: Bartender...can you charge my phone?
Bartender: We do not usually let customers use the one charger we have
Me: It will only take a second. I only need a Dumpsworth.
Bartender: Giddyup, my man.

Dumpsworth by Red Apple Inn June 17, 2020

john dunsworth 

He was a legendary Canadian actor known for his roll of Jim Lahey in the TV series Trailer Park Boys. He will be deeply missed and is probably up in heaven getting drunk with Jesus

John Dunsworth was an excellent actor

john dunsworth by Dat ass girl October 17, 2017

Dudesworth 

a unit of measurement which is the approximate amount that one dude could consume or produce in a given amount of time.

"How many hot dogs should I pick up for the party"
"Oh, about four or five dudesworth."

"The shirt is soaked with an entire dudesworth of sweat."

Dudesworth by Roving Scotsmen July 10, 2010

Orvilled and Dunsworth 

To be Orved & Dunzed as the grandchildren would say but yet, still not know exactly why, constitutes this term ever the more humorous as an old money, high society knee-slapper of a joke. When used in its original full length format it can be soothing for the soul as comedic relief by these aristocratic snobs. This tells of their apathy in life, yet humorous notation of tragedy experienced by others same; who through some type of Wall Street disaster, had instantly lost all financial ability to maintain like social standing and living existence.

To be Orvilled and Dunsworthed is to meet financial Armageddon when 'rolled over' are all assets to pay an outstanding liability. To be Orvilled Nothing can dig out, these of the once affluent from said predicament. To be Dunsworthed …Except the grandchildren maybe? Orville Dunsworth is a dug from the grave character in the movie, “Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things!”

It's not nice to make fun of the Orvilled and Dunsworthed!

Orvilled and Dunsworth by gravy111 November 24, 2010

Dimesworth 

A very small, but usually reasonable, quantity of something. Used metaphorically it should not be compared to the actual worth of a dime.

Old Joe got by on a dimesworthy of tobacco per week. Of course, a dimesworth was nothing like the money he remembered as a lad.

Dimesworth by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010