Spirit-Chickadee's definitions

Ninth Finger

Ladies have eight fingers - not counting their thumbs - men meanwhile have nine!

Unlike the others the ninth finger isn’t located on either hand but instead can be found on a region just south of the belly button.

Unlike the other fingers it is abnormal in size and appearance, there is no finger nail, and when correctly stimulated limited excretion of a white milky liquid may occur.

The existence of the ninth finger has stumped clueless female virgins for millennia!

Put your pants back on boy! I don't want to see your ninth finger.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Smoked

Someone who has been smoked has either been taken advantage of and then discarded, or left to take the blame for something they weren’t actually responsible for.

I've been smoked! Now what am I supposed to do?

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Brown-Nosed Marsupial

Describes someone who at first appears to be very original or independent, but when it comes down to it actually goes out of their way to kiss up to their boss or superiors.

You know when I first met you, I thought you were cool, but after seeing you sucking up to the boss, I now realize you're just another brown-nosed marsupial

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Guillotine

To become or cause somebody to become painfully self-conscious, ill at ease, ashamed, or humiliated. Any situation which may result in such feelings. Or alternatively to make somebody or something appear untrustworthy or wrong.

I will not allow you to guillotine my reputation for your sadistic amusement!

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Shaver For A Favor

Quite simply – I scratch your back, you scratch mine! Offering something to someone in exchange for something they can give you in return.

Tell you what mate. Shaver for a favor. I do this for you now, you'll take care of it all next week. Deal?

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Shotgun Treatment

Used to describe someone who is extremely manipulative, controlling, and self-satisfied, unaware their actions or behavior will eventually result in their own misfortune or downfall.

After years of beating his wife and giving her the shotgun treatment, she finally left him

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Dimesworth

A very small, but usually reasonable, quantity of something. Used metaphorically it should not be compared to the actual worth of a dime.

Old Joe got by on a dimesworthy of tobacco per week. Of course, a dimesworth was nothing like the money he remembered as a lad.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010