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Definitions by Spirit-Chickadee

Ninth Finger 

Ladies have eight fingers - not counting their thumbs - men meanwhile have nine!

Unlike the others the ninth finger isn’t located on either hand but instead can be found on a region just south of the belly button.

Unlike the other fingers it is abnormal in size and appearance, there is no finger nail, and when correctly stimulated limited excretion of a white milky liquid may occur.

The existence of the ninth finger has stumped clueless female virgins for millennia!
Ninth Finger by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Boo kicka boo 

Random expression usually used by a girl when she’s teasing or flirting with a guy she likes. May be repeated a few times in a sing-song voice or with suggestive hand gestures. Note that the manner in which she presents them is more important than the words themselves.
Girl: (Mischievous grin) Boo kicka boo!
Guy: (Grinning back) Bow shika wow wow!
Boo kicka boo by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Bratwurst’s Hoist

Doing something in such a strict and rigid manner that there is absolutely no room for error. While this may be due to possible danger or desire to get something just right, taken to unnecessary extremes Bratwurst's Hoist can suck all the fun out of a particular activity or situation.
The magician knew it was of utmost importance that he practise Bratwurst’s Hoist while doing his trick otherwise his life might be in danger.

Church for the Wicked 

Any group or assembly that claims to be righteous, peaceful, and open-minded when in fact they are immoral, spiteful, manipulative, and controlling. In the case of an actual church refers to a ministry of people who despite their claims do not actually uphold the philosophies of Christianity or any other religion.

However, in most cases it is used only as a metaphor and may be used to describe anyone.
The high school cheerleading squad is just another Church for the Wicked.

Grabbit Rabbit 

A thief or a shop-lifter who instead of being sneaky or devious grabs what they’re after then makes a run for it hoping they will be able to outrun security. A less severe use of the expression refers to someone who takes something without asking.
The guard had a feeling this customer might be a Grabbit Rabbit and prepared to give pursuit.
Grabbit Rabbit by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Benevolent Bitch 

As far as many people are concerned the benevolent bitch is stuck up, arrogant, condescending, and always finding fault with everything. Intimidating and ruthless they are frequently supported by a group of people who believe this person can do no wrong.

However, to a lesser few the benevolent is only someone who has strong morals and high expectations – for themselves as well as everyone else! They believe in blunt honesty and in most cases won’t compliment you by telling you what you want to hear unless they believe you are truly deserving of such praise.

Unfortunately it is extremely difficult to tell the difference between a benevolent bitch and an actual bitch, unless willing to judge them based solely on your own experiences and not the hearsay of others.
Guy 1: She's a total bitch!
Guy 2: A benevolent bitch maybe. I promise you she means well.

Rabbi Rhodes 

Alternatively known as Reverend Rhodes, Alchemist Rhodes, and other titles. None of these titles are usually applicable to the person in question. Used to describe someone you either thought poorly of at first, or held in suspicion due to their bad reputation, when suddenly you realize they are actually a very worthwhile and genuine person.
At first I thought he was a bit of a jerk, but actually he's Rabbi Rhodes! You know totally cool once you get to know him?
Rabbi Rhodes by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010