Dimesworth 

A very small, but usually reasonable, quantity of something. Used metaphorically it should not be compared to the actual worth of a dime.

Old Joe got by on a dimesworthy of tobacco per week. Of course, a dimesworth was nothing like the money he remembered as a lad.

Dimesworth by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Dudesworth 

a unit of measurement which is the approximate amount that one dude could consume or produce in a given amount of time.

"How many hot dogs should I pick up for the party"
"Oh, about four or five dudesworth."

"The shirt is soaked with an entire dudesworth of sweat."

Dudesworth by Roving Scotsmen July 10, 2010

dumpsworth 

a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.

Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.

dumpsworth by elemental September 4, 2006

Dumpsworth 

A unit of power equivalent to the amount of energy needed to run your phone as you take a shit.

Me: Bartender...can you charge my phone?
Bartender: We do not usually let customers use the one charger we have
Me: It will only take a second. I only need a Dumpsworth.
Bartender: Giddyup, my man.

Dumpsworth by Red Apple Inn June 17, 2020

beast-on-toast-anator-ington-dalesworth 

A phrase comprised of many key elements, partly observed from the passing noise emanating from sub-woofer car audio systems (beastie-toasty, beastie-toasty). Unique to a small group indigenous to Birkenhead, sometimes found loitering in Nottingham

"Dude, this weekend is going to be totally beast-on-toast-anator-ington-dalesworth cool"

beast-on-toast-anator-ington-dalesworth by Big Tom Rawlings June 23, 2008