dumplefork

A Team Fortress 2 insult used to insult the opposing team's sniper, soldier, or pyro.

1:Ugh, I got sniped by that dumplefork of a player.
2:That dumplefork of a pyro is spawncamping.
3:That soldier can't even hit me, the dumplefork.

by bozou October 18, 2015

dumbledork

Combination of Albus Dumbledore the character from the Harry Potter books and the word "dork". Used to describe an individual with an unhealthy knowledge of the works of JK Rowling.

Gosh Ralph, I cannot wait to get the final Harry Potter book!

Dude, Harry Potter is gay.

Far from it friend! Cho Chang becomes Harry's girlfriend in Order of the Phoenix, and he develops feelings for Ginny Weasley in the Half-Blood Prince, so not gay at all!

Dumbledork...

by PappyDW June 29, 2007

Dumbledork

A fuck up that rises to the wizarding level.

He bitched about his job on Facebook but forgot his boss was a friend. What a dumbledork!

by dagda825 December 29, 2015

dumbledork

a person with wrinkles and an enormous nose. they like chemistry, but are failing PE.

You dumbledork!

by poniterd February 19, 2009

Dumplefuck

Having sex with a person you normally wouldn't choose to be with because you have no better option.

"Adrian's been striking out all night, if 2am rolls around and the bar closes, he'll have to hook up with that drunk big girl" "Oohh now that's a dumplefuck"

"I bumped into my ex today and she wanted to chat, I really can't stand her but hey....'ya know....dumplefuck"

by ace789nj September 8, 2014

dumpledore

A term used to define the area which the feces leaves the rectum,generally used by the wizarding community. a play on the words "dumple" and "door" .

"close your dumpledore" "Did you see that Ron, I put it right in her dumpledore!"

by screwge November 12, 2007

Dumbledorkasaurus

Somebody who claims to be smart but is not.

She’s such a dumbledorkasaurus- did you hear what she said about birds today? And she claims to be smart!

by eaglehawkmotherfucker April 4, 2022