Duckbeaver
Duckbeaver by loppy chicken sandwizzle December 17, 2008
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dickbeaters
dickbeaters by The Sarge November 14, 2003
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Dickweaver
me: Ahahaha that dickweaver who cut us off just got pulled over for speeding and reckless driving.
friend: Yeah traffic is just one of those things you gotta be patient with.
friend: Yeah traffic is just one of those things you gotta be patient with.
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dickbeater
dickbeater by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003
Dickbeater
Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.
Dickbeater by Falling Down January 14, 2016
Dickbeater
1. Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)
Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.
You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.
You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.
You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.
You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra, Oct 9, 2004
Dickbeater by Gabo, de la Guerra October 26, 2004
dickbeaters
dickbeaters(plural)
A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.
dickbeater(singular)
A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.
A slang term for your hands, when used for masturbation.
dickbeater(singular)
A slang term for a man or woman that masturbates to excess.
Johnnies dickbeaters were slippery from the KY and he dropped the remote.(plural)
Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)
Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)
Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)
Keep your dickbeaters out of the ice chest.(plural)
Dave is a real dickbeater, he jacks it five times a day.(singular)
Debbie is a dickbeater, she gives handjobs to just about anyone. (feminine singular)
dickbeaters by FYGITA July 21, 2009
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