Someone who flees from all responsibility, often citing the shortcomings of others as a reason to perpetuate incompetence. May be identified by resonant, nausea inducing phone greetings and vocabulary of an old time knight.
Oh man...the assfish is destroying stall number 2 again.
The act of holding a co-worker hostage in their own office, with inane babbleology and bitching for periods so excessive and frequent, it appears you've actually set up a camp.
God damn...Ralph's camped him so long his light turned off!