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Duolingo 

A dark web platform which kidnaps your close ones. To release them, one must learn a language. Their mascot is the infamous green owl.
Me:"Please, i want to see my kids again!"
The Duolingo Owl:"Not until you learn that french lesson you don't!"
Duolingo by Karen&Kids April 2, 2019

Duolingo 

The messenger of hell. He kidnaps your family and you might get them back if you complete your lessons.
Idk man... the duolingo owl is kinda hot...”
Duolingo by (;_;) April 11, 2019

dirty doubling doodler 

When you are in bed with a girl and you do a little hop and hit that sweet spot
"Did you hear about what Simon did to her?"

"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"

Dumbling 

Seriously dude? Wearing a 24 carat gold chain with your hoodie? Stop dumbling...
Dumbling by ju13s February 5, 2012

Duolingo 

The living embodiment of Satan; will do anything he possibly can to make you pay for your absence on his spanish lesson, you bafoon.
Hey! Last night, I skipped my lesson on Duolingo!
What happened next?
Remember my kid?
Duolingo by DracoBoom October 29, 2019

Dueling Harmonica 

Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.
After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.

Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.