nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”
*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”
“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”
Draken is one of the best looking people in the whole wide world.
Draken is also extremely reliable and has a wonderful heart of gold.
Without a Draken by your side you could simply just be lost forever and ever and ever. Please always have a Draken by your side :/
I almost let my dark impulses take over but I’m glad that Draken was by my side to stop me.