droser

one who fakes to be drunk, yet did not drink enough

"Yo, that biatcho fakedy fake fake is drosing again. Meg(an) Ryan is such a droser," says Uncle Tom.

by Mikey Fresh Juices February 22, 2009

droser

a person who poses as a drunk to get attention (a drunk poser)

Meghan such a friggin' droser. She's all up in Uncle tom's hood, fo sho!

by mikelangelou January 18, 2009