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one who fakes to be drunk, yet did not drink enough
"Yo, that biatcho fakedy fake fake is drosing again. Meg(an) Ryan is such a droser," says Uncle Tom.
droser by Mikey Fresh Juices February 22, 2009
Words you can keep
a person who poses as a drunk to get attention (a drunk poser)
Meghan such a friggin' droser. She's all up in Uncle tom's hood, fo sho!
droser by mikelangelou January 18, 2009
Related Words
droser drosera droseri plateia Drosero drose Doser Droner drober Droker djoser

Drosterbation 

Taking video of oneself masturbating then subsequently taking video of oneself masturbating to aforementioned video of oneself masturbating. Leveraging the droste effect similar to a hall of mirrors leading to an infinite loop of masturbating to video of onself masturbating to a video of oneself masturbating...
Haggs intelligently implemented drosterbation last weekend which in effect renders him trapped in an endless loop, I doubt he will be seen again.

Ghouds prefers drosterbation over women.

Mario somehow managed to impregnate himself via drosterbation .
Drosterbation by Ghouds November 9, 2019
a droner is usually used to describe an incessant fan of the indie rock cult band "drona".

this term was coined following their debut as a band once they gained a following of loyal and regular fans that would attend their shows. soon after this occurrence, Zach, the drummer of another local band in drona's hometown, used this term in an instagram story. in this post he stated: "sorryyy dronersss", which cemented this term as a common colloquial description of the average drona fan. as of 2022, "droner" has been recognized as a common term in the vocabulary of many of columbia's residents.
references:
dronamusic.com
Layperson: Why is everyone wearing those blue and pink shirts? Where did they come from? What in the world is "when i rest for a moment"???? Is that a euphemism?

Person with class, prestige, and culture: Ohhhh... you must not be a droner... how embarrassing!

Layperson: I sincerely apologize for being so pathetic and not knowing! Is there any way to achieve salvation from my personal failure?

Person with class, prestige, and culture: You lazy punk! The only way to elevate yourself and escape from the primordial soup where you came from is to start droning immediately! Quick- go to dronamusic.com and start listening to some sweet sweet drona. Hurry...it's embarrassing having to talk to someone so naïve and uninformed for this long...
Habbos that hang in the drome (theatredrome) and have hung in the drome since the dawning of time.
u cant just walk in2 drome & suddenli b dromers. u hav to ern ur place n00bz.
dromers by cattikinz August 22, 2008
Gross to the 10th power, disgusting, a horrible choice.
That chick is wearing sweat pants with gravy stains, that's just droders.
droders by nsa:)ms September 19, 2010

non-droker

Non-drinker & non-smoker.
non-droker by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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