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driftwood
Noun: An erection that is wasted or not put to use; Wood that never finds its port and is thus worn away/beaten and eventually gives up.
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Driftwood Vagina
Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.
Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.
Driftwood Vagina by Anonymous Doctor November 19, 2010
driftwood
Chris L. was wearing his umbros in class and got up to leave and low and behold he had a bad case of driftwood for everyone to see!
driftwood by Slick Nick October 13, 2005
Driftwood
drift·wood (drĭft'wŏŏd')
n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and unwanted advances.
n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and unwanted advances.
Driftwood by thabigshifty September 14, 2009
driftwood
n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.
2) sexual tumesence.
2) sexual tumesence.
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