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Noun: An erection that is wasted or not put to use; Wood that never finds its port and is thus worn away/beaten and eventually gives up.
When Rhiana, the neighbor, asked if I wanted to "watch a movie" I thought for sure we'd get down. To my chagrin, we literally watched a movie while my driftwood bobbed in vain on a hopeless, lonely, sea.
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Driftwood Vagina
Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.
Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.
Driftwood Vagina by Anonymous Doctor November 19, 2010
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Chris L. was wearing his umbros in class and got up to leave and low and behold he had a bad case of driftwood for everyone to see!
driftwood by Slick Nick October 13, 2005
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drift·wood (drĭft'wŏŏd')
n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and unwanted advances.
n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and unwanted advances.
Driftwood by thabigshifty September 14, 2009
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the act of laying in a pool floating on your back naked while your boner is sticking up out the water
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n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.
2) sexual tumesence.
2) sexual tumesence.