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Dragonfruit 

When you watch gay dragon porn while being the big spoon, gay sex spooning specifically.
Brendan: I love dragonfruits

dragonfruit girl 

A dragon fruit girl is a woman that on the exterior looks exotic and enticing, is expensive to aquire, and stands out in the crowd... however when you peel away the veneer you find nothing of any substance. On the inside she's pasty, pithy and so very bland.
Chris : Did you hookup last night with that woman I saw you talking to ?
Dave : yeah I did, but when I got her to my place and we started to get it on I found out that she's just another dragonfruit girl....
Chris : That sucks, what a waste of time
dragonfruit girl by Debnhim November 8, 2018

Dragon fruit Dalmatian

a Dalmatian inside a dragon fruit!

made by-Moriah Elizabeth
"I searched dragon fruit Dalmatian and found nothing"

Dragonwraith 

A complete and utter failure, someone who fails both in their lack-of-a-real-life and online. Due to their lack of ability to be worthwhile they often play rogue classes which are overly simple to play and can be defined as a failrogue.
God, Dragonwraith is such a failrogue.
Dragonwraith by Fail Less January 17, 2009

Dragon Fruit 

A Dragon Fruit is a person who looks extremely attractive but has absolutely no personality, similar to how an actual dragon fruit looks magnificent, but has no taste whatsoever.
“How bout that girl in Biology? Do you like her?” “Nah man, she’s a total dragon fruit.”
Dragon Fruit by OHC3221 December 21, 2018

dragon fruit 

Just buy a fucking grape or a kiwi. It's basically the same.
dragon fruit by Sainten Jesh March 30, 2017
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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