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A damn good fruit from a cactus that is found mostly in S. America and Asia. Also called "Pitaya" and is a great drink ingredient.
by ScaniaSwordPaladin January 06, 2008
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A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.
Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
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A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.

Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.

Guy 1: "Hay look at this"

Guy 2: "What ?"

Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"

Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
Dragon Fruit
by RUDDY JAM BUTTY May 29, 2011
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A Dragon Fruit is a person who looks extremely attractive but has absolutely no personality, similar to how an actual dragon fruit looks magnificent, but has no taste whatsoever.
“How bout that girl in Biology? Do you like her?” “Nah man, she’s a total dragon fruit.”
by OHC3221 December 21, 2018
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