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A damn good fruit from a cactus that is found mostly in S. America and Asia. Also called "Pitaya" and is a great drink ingredient.
by ScaniaSwordPaladin January 06, 2008
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A Dragon Fruit is a person who looks extremely attractive but has absolutely no personality, similar to how an actual dragon fruit looks magnificent, but has no taste whatsoever.
β€œHow bout that girl in Biology? Do you like her?” β€œNah man, she’s a total dragon fruit.”
by OHC3221 December 21, 2018
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A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.

Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.

Guy 1: "Hay look at this"

Guy 2: "What ?"

Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"

Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
Dragon Fruit
by RUDDY JAM BUTTY May 29, 2011
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A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.
Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...


Me: Let’s eat!

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