A dragon fruit girl is a woman that on the exterior looks exotic and enticing, is expensive to aquire, and stands out in the crowd... however when you peel away the veneer you find nothing of any substance. On the inside she's pasty, pithy and so very bland.
Chris : Did you hookup last night with that woman I saw you talking to ?
Dave : yeah I did, but when I got her to my place and we started to get it on I found out that she's just another dragonfruit girl....
Chris : That sucks, what a waste of time
Dragonfruitsexual is when and where you feel sexually attracted to dragon fruits or have a obsession with them
Example: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt extremely dragonfruitsexual when we had a self care day yesterday and stopped at starbucks and she got a dragon fruit refresher and when she tasted it a hell broke loose she started going crazy and asking for more and she stated this damn this drink is amazing and she ran in and bought another one and ran to the bathroom to mate with the drink
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!