Dragon Cunt

A fuckin' bitch, that's what it is!!

The Dragon Cunt spread her legs and burned the whole village down.

by True Ugly One April 15, 2008

Cunt Dragon

Any person of the female gender who is reptilian in appearance and facial expressions, and who is the epitomy of all the evil in the world. A Cunt Dragon most often preys upon the souls of normally happy people, along with that, they suck all the happiness out of a room in seconds.

She's looking very reptilian today

kinda like a dragon...no make that a cunt dragon.

i bet she eats souls

thats what happened to Alexander Supertramp

shit...

by JuSt Dragon Slayers April 20, 2009

Cunt Dragon

A legendary, mythical creature that hath no mercy upon lesser legends, such as nessie, gnomes, leprechauns, and santa. A cunt dragon is a figurative expression used for when a women is PMSing or is in bitchmode, and expresses her inner anger through her vagina. A cunt dragon is the epitome of bitchiness, which leds to bad sex, or worse, no sex at all. Essentially when the cunt dragon is out, you better hide, because hell hath no fury like an enraged cunt dragon. Alternatively, the expression is used similarly to "dousche-bag."

Jack: "Angela is being a major bitch tonight man, I have a feeling its going to be a rough night."

Jim: "Dude, no way you are getting any poon tonight, the cunt dragon is out tonight!

Alternatively: "Dude you are such a cunt dragon!"

by McGullicuddy McGoobinheimer X September 12, 2010

cunt dragon

When someone is so rude an bitchy they aren't human anymore there some kinda cunt dragon.

Lucy always has to boss everyone around she's rude an obnoxious man, what a cunt dragon

by gizmorpheus December 21, 2014

Cunt dragon

A Cunt Dragon is a ruthless mercenary scavenger, scouring the cosmos for wayward souls. They sell them to the mind keepers of hell, in exchange for precious gems.

1: Dude I had sex with your mom last night.
2: What the fuck ever you cunt dragon.
1: A cunt dragon, what the FUCK is that.
2. Look it up on urban dictionary ass hole.

by Garrett February 10, 2006

cunt dragon

someone who goes out of their way to ruin lives and reputations.

Just because some cunt dragon decides to troll facebook and send incriminating pictures to the cops, innocent kids are getting f**ked over!

by patty r September 22, 2010

fire breathing cunt dragon

Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.

They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.

FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon

Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).

FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.

Girl 1: I just want some coffee....

FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).

Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!

FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)

by I.AM.GREAT January 30, 2011