Garrett's definitions

coyote

when you wake up after a night of hard drinking and your arm is pinned under a really ugly/fat person, so you have to gnaw it of like a cayote in a trap.

last time i drank that much 151 i had to pull a cayote.

by garrett March 7, 2005

evil doer

George Bushs word for people who do bad things.

Those damn evil doers did it again.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

pussne

when a women has acne on her pussy

my pussne was itchy

by garrett November 17, 2003

piggenport

A very very obese person who you dispise.

I'll show that Dawn Piggenport

by Garrett July 31, 2003

maxord

1. When something excedes the limit.

This credit card is totally maxord!!!

by Garrett August 31, 2003

Dustin Zamecnik

a stupid little asshole that likes men.

Don't be such a Dustin Zamecnik.

by Garrett December 31, 2003

Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.

Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.

by Garrett March 26, 2003