Garrett's definitions

rocky mountain tits

when a girl has implants that ripple and harden.

holy shit them rocky mountain tits are outlandish.

by garrett June 16, 2006

Cunt dragon

A Cunt Dragon is a ruthless mercenary scavenger, scouring the cosmos for wayward souls. They sell them to the mind keepers of hell, in exchange for precious gems.

1: Dude I had sex with your mom last night.
2: What the fuck ever you cunt dragon.
1: A cunt dragon, what the FUCK is that.
2. Look it up on urban dictionary ass hole.

by Garrett February 14, 2006

The Stud Saucer

When a guy puts a chick on his dick, smacks her upside the head and spins her 360-style while she's on the knob.

"Last night, Colleen came over to borrow a cup of sugar. Instead, I gave her some Dramamine and spun her ass around the Stud Saucer!!!"

by Garrett May 13, 2005

meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett May 13, 2005

Aight

Aight is the gangster, wigger, ghetto way of saying all right. It is also used as a greeting, or think to say when leaving, or shortly after somone says G-Unit

1.YO man be us gettin some smack and shooting up wit some hoes
2.Aight

1. G-unit what?
2. Aight

1.AIGHT

by Garrett April 21, 2005

screamo

pussy hardcore used to get little girls to sing along as people like story of the year scream one or two lines of a song and call themselves hardcore

I.E.- A HOAX

hahaha that band story of the year is screamo they suck my ass

by Garrett April 12, 2005

cowbell

A quote from a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Blue Oyster Cult members recording "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" with a producer telling them to add "more cowbell". A funny pun on the cowbell in the song by BOC.

Billy: "It needs more cowbell!"
Joe: "LOLLERSKATES!"

by Garrett March 29, 2005