Dirf

the space between the ball sack and the asshole, in other words th "gouche"

his dirf was hairy

by garrett November 19, 2003

oprah scratch

sweet coin

conan doesnt have oprah scratch.

by garrett November 26, 2003

dumbing down

The act of taking a product and watering down elements of it to make it appeal to a broader mass market. This often damages or destroys the very elements that gave the product any appeal in the first place.

Today, many video games are dumbed-down in an attempt to reach mass market audiences for higher profits, instead of loyal hardcore niche audiences.

by Garrett October 24, 2004

spas

Short for spastic or spasticated person. Mostly used in the UK.
Alternatives include: Spastic, Spaz, Spazpuss, Spaztard and Spastard

Shut the hell up you Spaz.
You're such a Spaztard.

by Garrett February 03, 2005

Stamps

When your arguing with somone, or calling somthing, You call stamps to insure your rightousnous or the fact that your right or you called the thing first. This can be countered by double stamps, triple stamps, or quadruple stamps but you cant usualy go beyond that because you dont know what you say for numbers beyond four.
If you call stamps you cant call the next stamps until the other person has said somthing. In other words you can double stamp triple stamp because thats illeagle.

1:I call first dibs.
2:...No I want it...
1. STAMPS!!!
2. DOUBLE STAMPS!!
1. TRIPLE STAMPS!!
2. QUADRUPLE STAMPS!!
1. ahh well, ahhh screw it i dont know what comes next.

by Garrett March 15, 2005

zeem

The sticky fluid released from the penis after ejacualtion.

I will zeem in your mouth

by Garrett January 01, 2005

gib

Short for Gibraltar. Often used by those who travel to so many places they have to talk about them quickly or they go crazy.

On my way to Gib man!

by Garrett February 03, 2005