51 definitions by Garrett

cumjizzfuckshit

a combination of the words "cumjizzfuckshit"

by Garrett May 9, 2004

I went to finger her, but she had a penigina, so I had to jerk her off.

by Garrett November 22, 2004

This is when a girl has a what appears to be a vagina, but when you open it up, it's actually a anus.

I went to eat her out, but she had a vaganus and I do not toss the salad.

by Garrett November 22, 2004

Man, im glad im cooler than dker.

by Garrett October 1, 2003

Short for spastic or spasticated person. Mostly used in the UK.
Alternatives include: Spastic, Spaz, Spazpuss, Spaztard and Spastard

by Garrett February 3, 2005

when you take a shit, you have left over corn in it

adil ate corn last night, he poopcorned it out this morning, it was still yellow

by Garrett December 3, 2003

a place like walmart but everything is made up of poo! evn the toilet paper

i wne tot poomart

by Garrett December 3, 2003