Boss

To be excellent or superior. To be awesome or cool.

"Dude, that song is so boss."

by Garrett March 18, 2004

Poops Magee

AKA Shits magee
Poops magee is the polar opposite of tits magee. Poops and tits magee are both the essence of everything but thing that are dumb are called poops/shits magee and things that are sweet are called tits magee

while at movie store

1:Wow man check out this sweet movie
2:Cheerleader ninjas? looks pretty cool
1: No no not that, that one there, A Walk To Remember
2:Sweet jesus i hope your joking
1:nO THat looks pretty damn sweet
1: That is complete poops magee you know what that in fact shits magee light you, queebo ass bitch.
(Person one beats person two to deatch with the cheerleader ninja dvd)

by Garrett February 09, 2005

Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.

Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

Dustin Zamecnik

a stupid little asshole that likes men.

Don't be such a Dustin Zamecnik.

by Garrett December 31, 2003

cowbell

A quote from a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Blue Oyster Cult members recording "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" with a producer telling them to add "more cowbell". A funny pun on the cowbell in the song by BOC.

Billy: "It needs more cowbell!"
Joe: "LOLLERSKATES!"

by Garrett March 29, 2005

umph

Power, or lack thereof

My computer doesn't have enough umph to play that game.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

poomart

a place like walmart but everything is made up of poo! evn the toilet paper

i wne tot poomart

by garrett December 03, 2003