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Crafternoon

An afternoon solely devoted to the joys of craft. Mainly trophy & paper-plate based activites but encompasses a variety of art forms. The only 2 conditions are that the activity must be after midday and crafty.
Carhug & Neil decided that after their recent adventures, they needed to pursue more leisurely activities, so Carhug said 'Aha! Lets smash it up with a delightful crafternoon!'
Crafternoon by Al Colemouse July 7, 2009
Word of the Day on January 6, 2026

crafternoon

A crafty afternoon

Textbook example of ‘Mum Joke’
crafternoon

duh
crafternoon by scmat August 23, 2022

Brafternoon 

Usually taking place on a friday afternoon. When Bros get together and watch Bromantic comedies, drink cappucinos with kahlua, and take naps. May involve a game of raquetball, basketball, football, soccer or just a friendly foot massage. Often followed up by a shower, picking out clothes to borrow and going out for the night, hand in hand.
Dean: hey man what you wanna do this brafternoon

Mcconnasenn: I was thinking the usual, workout followed by cappucinos

Heinz: don't forget the movie and foot massages, followed by the pre-shower iceberg! I love brafternoons.
Brafternoon by coolkdub September 11, 2009

dafternoon 

A the hungover speach impared combination of the words Day and Afternoon.
Have a good day...ternoon?...have a good Dafternoon!!
dafternoon by Professor Crabs December 9, 2023

brafternoon tea 

A combination of breakfast, brunch, lunch and afternoon tea combined. Usually consumed as the post fasting meal after epic proptions of sex, sleep, drinking, lack of or a mixture of all the above. To nourish the couple in order to replenish drained fuel stores in preparation for the next session.

Not to be confused or associated with 'brafternoon' or any other variation where 'bra's' are mentioned.
I'm famished its 330pm, let's hit the local for some brafternoon tea... pancakes and an all day brekky.. and juice and cake and chips and a beer... reful this temple for our later offering to the gods!

Decafternoon 

Decafternoon: The practice of switching from regular coffee in the morning to a decafternoon coffee.
In the morning I always drink a pot of regular coffee… then after 12pm I look forward to a decafternoon coffee so I can sleep at night.
Decafternoon by Rainydaze4me March 28, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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