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Brafternoon 

Usually taking place on a friday afternoon. When Bros get together and watch Bromantic comedies, drink cappucinos with kahlua, and take naps. May involve a game of raquetball, basketball, football, soccer or just a friendly foot massage. Often followed up by a shower, picking out clothes to borrow and going out for the night, hand in hand.
Dean: hey man what you wanna do this brafternoon

Mcconnasenn: I was thinking the usual, workout followed by cappucinos

Heinz: don't forget the movie and foot massages, followed by the pre-shower iceberg! I love brafternoons.
Brafternoon by coolkdub September 11, 2009
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brafternoon tea 

A combination of breakfast, brunch, lunch and afternoon tea combined. Usually consumed as the post fasting meal after epic proptions of sex, sleep, drinking, lack of or a mixture of all the above. To nourish the couple in order to replenish drained fuel stores in preparation for the next session.

Not to be confused or associated with 'brafternoon' or any other variation where 'bra's' are mentioned.
I'm famished its 330pm, let's hit the local for some brafternoon tea... pancakes and an all day brekky.. and juice and cake and chips and a beer... reful this temple for our later offering to the gods!

Crafternoon

An afternoon solely devoted to the joys of craft. Mainly trophy & paper-plate based activites but encompasses a variety of art forms. The only 2 conditions are that the activity must be after midday and crafty.
Carhug & Neil decided that after their recent adventures, they needed to pursue more leisurely activities, so Carhug said 'Aha! Lets smash it up with a delightful crafternoon!'
Crafternoon by Al Colemouse July 7, 2009
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Drafternoon 

any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones
My morning has sucked a fat one, I cant wait for the drafternoon.
Drafternoon by sheepyone December 31, 2008
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crafternoon

A crafty afternoon

Textbook example of ‘Mum Joke’
crafternoon

duh
crafternoon by scmat August 23, 2022
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