dafternoon 

A the hungover speach impared combination of the words Day and Afternoon.

Have a good day...ternoon?...have a good Dafternoon!!

dafternoon by Professor Crabs December 9, 2023

Afternoon Hillbilly 

Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.

Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.

Afternoon Hillbilly by Zoobreath May 28, 2008

Afternoon Delight 

The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.

The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.

I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead.

Afternoon Delight by Sodakak September 14, 2016

Dog Dick Afternoon 

A spin-off cartoon from the classic film Dog Day Afternoon which stars a horny bankrobbing dog who humps all of the female hostages over the course of an afternoon.

You gotta see this crazy cartoon called Dog Dick Afternoon, it’s killer hilarious!

Dog Dick Afternoon by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

afternoon wood 

The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)

Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!

afternoon wood by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009

Good Afternoon 

The most vile and unforgiving insult one could possibly utter in the 1800’s. Compared to the modern day “fuck you” or “eat shit”

Excuse me sir, could you spare just a bit of chowder? It’s been a bug to get a meal since the factory up and shut down.

Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir.

Good Afternoon by Unlimitedpower November 21, 2022

Afternoon Deelite 

A specific brand of marijuana used to slow down bodily functions. The name originated on the comedy Arrested Development.

Michael: My mom is very stressed out, and, uh, she needs something that I can’t give her. Um... maybe a little “Afternoon Delight”?

Narrator: Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named “Afternoon Deelite,” a strain famous for slowing behavior.

Oscar: Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her? Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.

Afternoon Deelite by xfanatic50 December 22, 2005