The Dr. Seuss Syndrome 

The neurological condition where an individual feels compelled to turn everyday words into a rhyme, which does not change the actual meaning of the original word.

Normal Person: "That is neato"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "That is neato dorito"

Normal Person: "Awesome!"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Awesome Possum!"

Normal Person: "Whatever"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Whatever Trevor"

The Dr. Seuss Syndrome by JoTySmith November 16, 2010

Dr. seuss penis

A penis that is so fucked that it looks like it could be in a dr. Seuss book.

Girl, that guy I fucked last night had a dr. Seuss penis; it was fucked!

Dr. seuss penis by Fig nag November 29, 2016

Dr. Seuss 

Who is Dr. Seuss
You ask and you say.
I'll answer that for you
Right now- yes today.

Dr. Seuss was an author
Who wrote some good rhymes.
He gave many children
Good memories and times.

Some people say
He claimed the word nerd.
Some say he did drugs-
I say that's absurd.

Why did he write
All these novels and books?
To set good examples for children
So they don't become crooks.

Dr. Seuss was creative-
A true poet indeed.
I don't get how he was a doctor,
But I guess at anything he can succeed.

Dr. Suess was just great.
A person you can't hate.
Any word he'd create
To fulfill his rhyming trait.

To sum it up for you
I'll say these words that are true:
Dr. Seuss you're one of the few
People that I look up to.

Dr. Seuss could make a rhyme that sounded great in no time!

Have you heard of Cat In The Hat? Well Dr. Seuss wrote that!

It was a cinch for Dr. Seuss to write The Grinch!

If there were a God Seuss, he'd be greater than Zeus! - I hope that that word was not a misuse.

Dr. Seuss by The Next Seuss Is My Excuse November 25, 2011

Dr. Seuss 

Dr. Seuss maybe one of the most greatest writers of all time and can be a very good username. It is also a high quality thing, place or person.

This is great, it must be a Dr. Seuss.

Dr. Seuss by MattyPooh August 5, 2008

Dr. Seuss 

An amazing author who wrote mostly in rhymes. He is dead now. He wrote {The Cat in the Hat] and Horton hears a who and {How the Grinch stole Christmas]. Now his works are being featured in Seussical the musical.

Dr. Seuss was a great author.

Dr. Seuss by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

dr. seuss 

not a real doctor

dr. seuss is a writer not a doctor

dr. seuss by clitz July 6, 2010

Dr. Seuss 

The street name of Theodor Seuss Geisel, a notorious drug dealer in the Los Angeles area during the 1960's. He is known for his whimsical pitches when selling heroine; including made up on the spot words and phrases. His main demographics included, but were not limited to: Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, and Who's. He was married to Audrey Stone Dimond until his tragic accidental death in 1991. The county coroner listed his cause of death as "Asphyxiation on Green Eggs and Ham", though many believed he was poisoned by wife Dimond.

"Why the fuck were the eggs and ham green? I think it was poison." Claimed local detective Oscar Wilde.

Dr. Seuss: "I Betstacy you'll love my ecstasy!"
Addict: "Whoa...did I come here high? Did you really just say that?"

Seuss: "I'll fucking kill you in a house, I will kill you with a mouse. Where's mah money, BIATCH!?"
George Bush: "I love tacos".

Dr. Seuss by Nick Lowers April 8, 2009