Dr. Beat 

The most annoying metronome ever created. Includes loud obnoxious clicks and some wierd lady counting.

During rehersal Dr. Beat was so loud that even cross country complained

Dr. Beat by PieGuy1691 October 16, 2008

Beat Off by Dr. Dre 

Noun- the act of masturbating while listening to porn on a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre

Guy 1- Did you watch that video i sent you?

Guy 2- Yea, and I used it to pull a Beat Off by Dr. Dre

Beat Off by Dr. Dre by Tintoes May 26, 2012

Beats by Dr. Dre Tour

Why would you buy a pair of good earbuds when you can get these for twice the price and half the sound quality? Shit son, they're even endorsed by Dr. Dre himself, and, like any celebrity, he wouldn't make false claims about product quality in exchange for large piles of money, right?

Sarcasm aside, these earphones are piles of shit (even when you get a pair that isn't a cheap knockoff from China). The only people who think they're "quality engineered" (according to none other than Monster's marketing department) are people who have never before used earbuds other than the even shittier Apple earbuds included with iPods/iPhones, or spent more than $10 on a pair. They only spent the money on these after seeing them in the latest pop/rap video on MTV, and decided to spend way too much because someone famous said they're cool.

Seriously, spend your money on something better, like Klipsch, Bowers & Wilkins, Sennheiser, Etymotic, Sony, V-Moda, and pretty much anything else that costs more than $60 and isn't endorsed by a celebrity.

Though if you only listen to Nikki Minaj or Justin Bieber, then fuck it, you only care about the bass and/or being popular, so go ahead and blow your parents' money on them.

"Cool" Earbud User: Hah, u dumb Apple earbud user, u should try my Beats by Dr. Dre Tour headphones and experience an ear orgams.

Normal Person: Um, these are Klipsch S4i earbuds, just because they're white doesn't mean they're Apple. And I'm guessing you define "ear orgasms" as "ear drum-raping levels of bass"? Here try these.

"Cool" Earbud User: What the fuck, what, what is this I'm hearing?!

Normal Person: It's called sound quality, something you look for when you listen to music that isn't just bass with autotuned lyrics.

Beats by Dr. Dre Tour by unhactagain November 20, 2011

Beats by Dr. Dre 

A crap pair of headphones. See Bose.

"I got some Beats by Dr. Dre headphones. Man do I regret this."

Beats by Dr. Dre by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008

Dr Dre's Beats 

Overpriced crappy plastic headphones. Cost more than $500 yet sound worse than the $100 equivalent. Generally worn by hipsters as a "status symbol" although audiophiles generally laugh at them due to their idiocy. Thought by many to be "the best headphones ever" (Google it!), but they're idiots. Tend to snap in half after about half an hour's use, or stolen by a hipster or #swag #yolo person etc. Frequently copied (badly) by Mr. C. Kwan-Gok-Zhao from China, for the purposes of giving the hipsters the same sound and build quality for $300 less.

"Look at that tool wearing his Dr Dre's Beats, he could have bought some good headphones like sennheisers/B&Ws/Marshalls etc, I bet he thinks they're the best headphones in the world"

Dr Dre's Beats by Not the post youre looking for July 15, 2013

Beats By Dr Bob

A kool dude who has xbox, has a huge penis and gets all the women, and can beatbox on the side.

Beats By Dr Bob

Beats By Dr Bob by x iDrum N Bass July 31, 2012

Beats by Dr. Dre Tour

insanely good earbuds from Dr. Dre & Monster. They have really good bass, yet still manage to sound great with everything else. Find a good deal on eBay if they are too expensive.

A million times better than the shitty apple earbuds

Lame Earbud User: Dude my apple earbuds go so hard man!!

Cool Earbud User: No they don't, you are just stupid; try my beats by dr. dre tour earbuds.

Lame Earbud User: *experiences an orgasm in the ear* Wow, these are a million times better!

Beats by Dr. Dre Tour by FerrariDude December 19, 2010